Sorry, Mr. Looking For Joy In A Prostate Exam Thread. :eek:
Why were you giving women prostate exams?
I just had an exam a month or two ago. She did not provide me with a Kleenex. I did have a small amount of lube left afterwards, but not enough to worry about.
It takes a good deal more than a finger up my ass for 5 seconds to make me cum.
You need a reach-around too, huh?
‘boggy’ ???
Read what I wrote closer, I wrote that I gave them pelvic exams, which generally consist of both a vaginal and a rectal exam. Similar checkups, screening for cancer, etc.
I don’t have a prostate, but whenever I’ve had my “Girly Exam”, I’ve always just wiped myself off with the paper drape afterwards. They’re pitching it anyway; might as well make it multi-purpose.
I think he meant that one finger is inadequate.
While I’m pretty sure I know what you meant, I’m quite sure I’m not the only person reading that as you wiping your ass on the drapes.
There’s a joke related to this, no time now, but I don’t think it’s her ass being wiped.
Yeah, there is, but I wasn’t sure if I should go there.
I’ve reached an age where a rectal exam is indeed part of the process, and yes, I wipe my rear end on it too.
Gee, the nurse just gave me a wipe up afterwards. I guess I got the full service plan.
only if she hung an air freshner …
Man, I have GOT to start reading my health insurance plan more closely.
…and cleaned the rims.
You know, I’ve always wondered why some women I’ve known IRL were so picky about the drapes, but most guys I’ve known IRL have never cared about them at all.
It also explains some of those crazy patterns I’ve seen… and possibly why Venetian Blinds get so dusty… :rolleyes:
I ask my doctor to use two fingers, because I want a second opinion.
Maybe it’s the beer, but that made me laugh out loud. 