I thought Tuesday meant that Dawn Summers was in trouble again. No, I’m sorry, that’s a Buffy Ahporisms. Never mind. Carry on. 
[stern voice] You have insulted many Klingon warriors with these post, prepare for your death.
Would you like it painful or quick? [/sv]
Krajak
Please note I am not actual threatning anything, I am just trying to stay in character.
Painfull, My Lord, Painfull!
Sorry.
Nick Gorski 1868-1936 Russian Novelist
Now that you all are sooooo impressed at how widely read I am, let me disclaim: I just got cut/paste happy on a page of quotes. I’d never heard of the Gorski dude either.
I thought that Gorski was the guy next door to a young Neil Armstrong.
Yes, but can he sing songs about cheeseburgers, sharks or drinking? 
In keeping with the spirit of this thread, I must now impale myself through the heart with one of those little drink umbrellas.
"There is no overkill, only ‘open fire’ and ‘time to reload’ " - Schlock Mercenary
Two men can keep a secret if both of them are dead.
A stitch in time stops the bleeding so that you may strike again.
-If thine enemy smite you, smite back. Harder.
-If at first you don’t succeed, kill.
-The pen is mightier than the sword. But only for gouging out eyes.
-The only good anything is a dead anything. Except Klingons.
Neither a borrower nor a lender be;
it is dishonorable to fight over a debt as some petach Ferrengi.
If revenge won’t make you feel better, it will keep you from feeling worse.
Civilization is a tourniquet…but a good bleeding can purge foul humors.
“Let him die with honor who can no longer live with honor.” —Puccini [Much better in the original Klingon]
An “Old Klingon saying” I read in some Star Trek novel : “Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, prepare to die.”
Hmm… this got me thinking…
“Fins to the left. Fins to the right. My house shall feast well on shark tonight.”
“Wasted away again in blood-wine-ville. Searching for my lost Kut’luch!”
“I wish I had a pencil thin moustache; drenched in the blood of my enemy.”
“Why don’t we get drunk and GRROWR SNN-NNORT GRAWK!”
“That which is hateful unto you, do first unto another.”
“A man with a sharp bat’leh does not talk much with his mouth.”
“The only good human is a horribly eviscerated human. This is also true of Vulcans, Romulans, Ferengi, Cardassians, Borg, Tellarites, Andorians… (etc)”
“Respect the aged: slay them honourably. Who would die feeble and witless?”
A Young, impulsive Warrior stood with an Older, experienced Warrior on a hill over looking a valley full of Romulans.
The Young Warrior said to the Old Warrior: “Why don’t we run down there and kill two of those Romulans?”
The Old Warrior responded, “Why don’t we walk down there and kill all of them?”
And the young warrior achieved enlightenment.
Old Proverb
Give a Klingon a fish and he might not kill you.
Teach a Klingon to fish and he might let you go free.
Eat, Drink and get ready, for tomorrow we go to slay our enemies or die trying.
Krajak
You are fit for naught but slaying tribbles!
“Tell us, Oh Master”, they asked, “Of Strong Drink.”
“My friends,” Kayless responded, “Have you ever seen an animal sensless and stumbling about as though it were drunk on blood wine?”
And they responded, “No, Master, we have not.”
“Then you haven’t seen my horse.” responded Kayless.