Ah, so penis ensued.
That stone isn’t an ice blue color by any chance, is it?
Rock of Ages, indeed.
Is it kosher?
Soooo…my Betty Rubble fantasy may be more than just a fantasy? Yabba dabba dooooooo!!!
Let’s not go giving Jean Auel ideas.
I wish someone would have warned me before I read her books that they were actually soft-core porn. I had to read all four of them before I could come to that conclusion on my own.
“Uh, Dr. Carlson? I don’t think that is what they mean by carbon dating…”
From the article:
*“Female representations with highly accentuated sexual attributes are very well documented at many sites, but male representations are very, very rare,” explained Professor Conard. *
In accord with the Playboy/Playgirl ratio, I am sure.
But what was the Stone Age equivalent of romance novels?
“Making dildos! It’s so simple, even a caveman can do it.”
“That’s SO condescending.”
“Had to.” Right. 
First off, it took you more than one book?
Secondly, there are actually 5 books, the latest, released about 2 years ago, and IMO not quite as good as the first 4, is Shelters of Stone.
-Butler
(Currently re-reading Plains of Passage for the n-th time)