Knock knock jokes - with a twist

Who’s dare?

Cargo

Cargo better since tune-up

Knock knock

Who’s there?

I’m a Pile-up

I’m a Pile Up who?

Har! Love that one.

kconK kconK

:smack: I walked right into that one, didn’t I?

?ereht s’ohW

Banana

Banana who?

Bananabananabananabananabananabanana! Knock Knock!

I said, “Knock Knock!” damnit … oh, never mind!

“Who’s there?”
Orange
"Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say “banana” again?

Screw this, I’m goin’ over to GD and insult Der Trihs.

Knock knock

I said “knock knock” !

I’m afraid to answer, it might be Sunrazor…
Who’s There? (he asked, trepidatiously?)

Figs.

Figs who?

Figs your doorbell, I had to knock!

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

A very short man who can’t reach the doorbell!