Knock knock jokes - with a twist

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Who’s dare?

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Cargo

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[QUOTE=Fearless Leader]
Cargo
[/QUOTE]

Cargo better since tune-up

Knock knock

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[QUOTE=anyrose]
Cargo better since tune-up

Knock knock
[/QUOTE]

Who’s there?

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I’m a Pile-up

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[QUOTE=NurseCarmen]
I’m a Pile-up
[/QUOTE]

I’m a Pile Up who?

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Har! Love that one.

kconK kconK

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[QUOTE=Inigo Montoya]
Har! Love that one.
[/QUOTE]
:smack: I walked right into that one, didn’t I?

[QUOTE=Inigo Montoya]
kconK kconK
[/QUOTE]

?ereht s’ohW

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[QUOTE=anyrose]
:smack: I walked right into that one, didn’t I?

?ereht s’ohW
[/QUOTE]
Banana

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[QUOTE=Sunrazor]
Banana
[/QUOTE]

Banana who?

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[QUOTE=Tahssa]
Banana who?
[/QUOTE]
Bananabananabananabananabananabanana! Knock Knock!

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I said, “Knock Knock!” damnit … oh, never mind!

“Who’s there?”
Orange
"Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say “banana” again?

Screw this, I’m goin’ over to GD and insult Der Trihs.

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Knock knock

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I said “knock knock” !

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[QUOTE=anyrose]
I said “knock knock” !
[/QUOTE]

I’m afraid to answer, it might be Sunrazor…
Who’s There? (he asked, trepidatiously?)

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Figs.

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[QUOTE=Happy Lendervedder]
Figs.
[/QUOTE]

Figs who?

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Figs your doorbell, I had to knock!

Knock knock!

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Who’s there?

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[QUOTE=Malacandra]
Who’s there?
[/QUOTE]

A very short man who can’t reach the doorbell!