Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Surrealist!
Fish.
Surrealist who?
and
Fish who?
yes, I know **Mal ** was responding to NurseCarmen, but I chose to travel the absurdist’s road
Go Fish!
There’s a surrealist fish in my brightly colo(u)red power tool, ostensibly.
Nyuck Nyuck
Who’s there?
Kumquat.
Kumquat who?
Kumquat down on my chest and pee!
(c’mon, someone had to say it)
No; no, they really didn’t.
Knock knock!
Mr. Benny, somebody’s at the door.
Who is it Rodchester.
I’ll ask “who is it”
Sam Juan
fine!
Sam Juan chanted evening
okay, so it wasn’t really worth it. sorry
Knock knock
The version I’ve heard features Sam and Janet Evening.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce skip the small talk and …
Knock Knock Knock… (just to be different)
:smack:
Who goes there?