Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Surrealist!
Fish.
Surrealist who?
and
Fish who?
yes, I know **Mal ** was responding to NurseCarmen, but I chose to travel the absurdist’s road
Go Fish!
There’s a surrealist fish in my brightly colo(u)red power tool, ostensibly.
Nyuck Nyuck
Who’s there?
Kumquat.
Kumquat who?
Kumquat down on my chest and pee!
(c’mon, someone had to say it)
[QUOTE=Inigo Montoya]
Kumquat down on my chest and pee!
(c’mon, someone had to say it)
[/QUOTE]
No; no, they really didn’t.
Knock knock!
Mr. Benny, somebody’s at the door.
Who is it Rodchester.
I’ll ask “who is it”
[QUOTE=Morgenstern]
Mr. Benny, somebody’s at the door.
Who is it Rodchester.
I’ll ask “who is it”
[/QUOTE]
Sam Juan
fine!
[QUOTE=everyone else]
Sam Juan who?
[/QUOTE]
Sam Juan chanted evening
okay, so it wasn’t really worth it. sorry
Knock knock
[QUOTE=anyrose]
fine!
Sam Juan chanted evening
[/Quote]
The version I’ve heard features Sam and Janet Evening.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce skip the small talk and …
Knock Knock Knock… (just to be different)
[QUOTE=Sternvogel]
The version I’ve heard features Sam and Janet Evening.
[/QUOTE]
:smack:
[QUOTE=Morgenstern]
Lettuce skip the small talk and …
Knock Knock Knock… (just to be different)
[/QUOTE]
Who goes there?