Knock knock jokes - with a twist

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Surrealist!

Fish.

Surrealist who?

and

Fish who?

yes, I know **Mal ** was responding to NurseCarmen, but I chose to travel the absurdist’s road

Go Fish!

There’s a surrealist fish in my brightly colo(u)red power tool, ostensibly.


Nyuck Nyuck

Who’s there?

Kumquat.

Kumquat who?

Kumquat down on my chest and pee!
(c’mon, someone had to say it)

[QUOTE=Inigo Montoya]
Kumquat down on my chest and pee!
(c’mon, someone had to say it)
[/QUOTE]

No; no, they really didn’t.

Knock knock!

Mr. Benny, somebody’s at the door.
Who is it Rodchester.
I’ll ask “who is it”

[QUOTE=Morgenstern]
Mr. Benny, somebody’s at the door.
Who is it Rodchester.
I’ll ask “who is it”
[/QUOTE]

Sam Juan

fine!

[QUOTE=everyone else]
Sam Juan who?
[/QUOTE]

Sam Juan chanted evening

okay, so it wasn’t really worth it. sorry

Knock knock

[QUOTE=anyrose]
fine!

Sam Juan chanted evening
[/Quote]

The version I’ve heard features Sam and Janet Evening.

Who’s there?

Lettuce.

Lettuce skip the small talk and …

Knock Knock Knock… (just to be different)

[QUOTE=Sternvogel]
The version I’ve heard features Sam and Janet Evening.
[/QUOTE]
:smack:

[QUOTE=Morgenstern]
Lettuce skip the small talk and …

Knock Knock Knock… (just to be different)
[/QUOTE]

Who goes there?