Knock knock jokes - with a twist

Fido.

Fido who?

Fido known you were coming I’d have bolted all the doors.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Anamaria Alberghetti

[QUOTE=anyrose]
Anamaria Alberghetti
[/QUOTE]

Anamaria Alberghetti who?

[QUOTE=Butterscotch]
Anamaria Alberghetti who?
[/QUOTE]

Anna Maria Alber! Ghetti’n here right now, and quit banging on my door!
Knock knock!

[QUOTE=Butterscotch]
Anamaria Alberghetti who?
[/QUOTE]

(or)
Anamaria Alberghetti in taxi, honey…

[QUOTE=Happy Lendervedder]

Knock knock!
[/QUOTE]
who’s there?

Emerson

Emerson who?

[QUOTE=anyrose]
(or)
Anamaria Alberghetti in taxi, honey…

[/QUOTE]

(I don’t get it)

[QUOTE=Happy Lendervedder]
(I don’t get it)
[/QUOTE]

it’s a play on song lyrics
I’ll be down to get you in a taxi honey, you better ready at a quarter to eight…”
also for fans of the Mary Tyler Moore show - it’s a classic exchange between Ted Baxter and the gang

[QUOTE=anyrose]
it’s a play on song lyrics
I’ll be down to get you in a taxi honey, you better ready at a quarter to eight…”
also for fans of the Mary Tyler Moore show - it’s a classic exchange between Ted Baxter and the gang
[/QUOTE]

Ah, thanks.

Emerson nice flowers ya’ll got here.
Knock knock!

Who dat at my door dere?

[QUOTE=anyrose]
Who dat at my door dere?
[/QUOTE]

Martini

Martini who?

Martini toes are frozen, let me in.
Knock-a Knock-a Knock-a

who’sa there-a?

Little Boy Blue.

Little Boy Blue who?

Dirty, dirty minds…