Knock knock jokes - with a twist

Fido.

Fido who?

Fido known you were coming I’d have bolted all the doors.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Anamaria Alberghetti

Anamaria Alberghetti who?

Anna Maria Alber! Ghetti’n here right now, and quit banging on my door!
Knock knock!

(or)
Anamaria Alberghetti in taxi, honey…

who’s there?

Emerson

Emerson who?

(I don’t get it)

it’s a play on song lyrics
I’ll be down to get you in a taxi honey, you better ready at a quarter to eight…”
also for fans of the Mary Tyler Moore show - it’s a classic exchange between Ted Baxter and the gang

Ah, thanks.

Emerson nice flowers ya’ll got here.
Knock knock!

Who dat at my door dere?

Martini

Martini who?

Martini toes are frozen, let me in.
Knock-a Knock-a Knock-a

who’sa there-a?

Little Boy Blue.

Little Boy Blue who?

Dirty, dirty minds…