Dang, it’s been a long time since I’ve posted here. Anything happen while I was out? Love what you’ve done with the place. Lots of added rooms. Looks like quality construction. I’d have gone with drapes over blinds, though.
**Doctor Jackson **- Wow - 3 years. Long time no see. What’ve you been up to that you’ve been too busy to check in?
StG
Greetings.
Where’s that $50 you borrowed from me?
That’s what I told them!! Does anyone listen? NOOOOOOO!!! 
How you been, stranger?? Welcome back!
“Opens door, peeks in” who?
Off the top of my head:
- the Marley ban-hammer
- a fake quadraplegic
- paper towel tubes
- lots of births
- some deaths
- lots of hopeful, sad, shocked, depressing, uplifting, confusing, gratifying, horrifying, and wonderful life events and personal details
The Rudolph thread just keeps getting longer. In fact, this year’s iteration is looking exceptionally productive, compared to the past couple of years.
“You don’t call, you don’t write…”
Welcome, welcome!
Nope, nothing of significance has happened here. Honest. No major meltdowns, bans, or drama. No horrifying personal experiences, uplifting survivor stories, or annoying rants. The MMP is chugging along smoothly. The squid is satiated. The ice cream is calm. And that whole thing about the Martian invasion was just a hoax.
With the world about to end, you picked a fine time to show up. Looking for last-minute bargains?
Oh Doc! Thank goodness you’re here!
I got this thing in my mowwwwefff arref goohhhr rye-cheeer.
What do you think it is? Is it dangerous?
Ariel Sharon is still alive.
Francisco Franco is still dead.
Cecil hasn’t been around for a while.
Nothing much changes.
Somehow I missed the paper towel tubes. What happened?
StG
In no particular order:
Only if you bite it.
Zotti would never allow a discount. Especially since I lost the negatives.
So nothing has changed. That’s good.
Doctor Jackson. Says so in the thread header. You always were a bit slow, Cal.
:what?: OH! I get it!
:insert punch line here:
I gave it to Cal to give to you. Years ago. I have a receipt somewhere…
And the initiation goat? How is he doing? Everybody forgets the goat update.
I pretty sure I did. You were probably talkin’ to the cat (you’ll never know how difficult is was not to type “jawin’ with the pussy”).
Work! Nah, you’ll never believe that.
Life! Nope, that’s a lie, too.
Lazy. Forgetful. ADD. Take your pick
Diogenes the Cynic picked up his lamp and took his search for an honest man somewhere else.
I thought they threw his lamp out…
With counselling! Don’t forget the counselling!
Hello I’m a newbie here. Glad to hear you’ve made it back, I do understand how confussing the outside can be, have a nice warm cup of chocolate and tell us your tales and adventures, I’m listening.
Tales and adventures? Well, somewhere along the way I got busted from “Charter Member” to “Guest”. That may have had something to do with the attempted overthrow of the benign government of Omega X3 by my minions. Who knew Cecil’s mom lives there?
Such is life.