Know what really burns my ass?

[Monty]

I don’t see how anyone can use witch hazel for anything. The smell, stench actually, I find disgusting.

[D_Odds]

@Boyo_Jim

I don’t want to know why someone might want to put either isopropyl alcohol OR witch hazel on their ass.

See post 14 (or about 6 posts up).

[Morgenstern]

Know what really burns my ass?

Weber?

[D_Odds]

@Morgenstern

Know what really burns my ass?

Weber?

Posts 4 & 5. It’s a short thread. Is it that hard to read?

[garygnu]

Coleman, then?

[lieu]

@Monty

I don’t see how anyone can use witch hazel for anything. The smell, stench actually, I find disgusting.

Oh no, his butt’s gonna smell.

[leftfield6]

@lieu

Oh no, his butt’s gonna smell.

It’s a butt. It likely already smells.

[D_Odds]

@leftfield6

It’s a butt. It likely already smells.

Really? I thought the nose smells. That’s two things I’ve learned in this thread.

(By any chance, did you hear a loud whooshing sound as you read lieu’s post?)

[Typo_Negative]

For those of us with comprehension issues…

The OP meant to put witch hazel on his ass and mistakenly used rubbing alcohol? Because I started this thread thinking it was the other way around. Which post 2 seemed to confirm.

[leftfield6]

@Typo_Negative

For those of us with comprehension issues…

The OP meant to put witch hazel on his ass and mistakenly used rubbing alcohol? Because I started this thread thinking it was the other way around. Which post 2 seemed to confirm.

Apparently, TriPolar can’t use either substance for relief here. But, yes, I think the OP intended the Witch Hazel, but applied the alcohol. Then this ensued –>:mad:

[Boyo_Jim]

@D_Odds

See post 14 (or about 6 posts up).

Which part of “I don’t want to know” are you not understanding?

[Unpronounceable]

@Jophiel

Witch hazel is a common astringent hemorrhoid relief medication. Which begs the question of who was the first guy to rub witch hazel on his anus and figure this out.

My guess would be somebody who was out of TP.

[USCDiver]

For those who haven’t heard of using witch hazel for hemorrhoid relief, have you heard of Tucks pads? Those are basically gauze pads soaked in witch hazel.

[CalMeacham]

@Jophiel

Witch hazel is a common astringent hemorrhoid relief medication. Which begs the question of who was the first guy to rub witch hazel on his anus and figure this out.

Knowing that the Warner Brothers cartoon character voiced by June Foray is named “Witch Hazel” gives this line new and improved meaning

Witch Hazel (Looney Tunes)

[XT]

@D_Odds

Really? I thought the nose smells. That’s two things I’ve learned in this thread.

(By any chance, did you hear a loud whooshing sound as you read lieu’s post?)

They might have an extra nose on their ass…in witch case, the hamamelis is definitely contraindicated. :eek:

[TriPolar]

@leftfield6

Apparently, TriPolar can’t use either substance for relief here. But, yes, I think the OP intended the Witch Hazel, but applied the alcohol. Then this ensued –>:mad:

I didn’t intend or put either on my asshole. It was supposed to be rubbing alcohol a lovely young woman was putting on my back and butt. Turned out to be witch hazel. My back looked liked it was covered in 2nd degree burns. I spent about an hour standing in a cold shower after that. I can’t imagine using either one right on my asshole.

[Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor]

Know what really burns my ass?

Fire?

[Kropotkin]

Okay, now I’m kinda sorry I mentioned it…

And to the question, “how do you feel?” the answer is, “like an idiot.”

Thanks for all the practical tips, from sniff test to highlighter, but trust me, as someone noted, this ain’t gonna happen again. Now, is this bottle the bleach or the ammonia?

[JRDelirious]

Y’know, it’s not THAT horrible… it’s more the surprise at the unexpected dramatically different sensation that knocks you for a loop. Getting rubbing alcohol of the forward equipment of both genders in that same region is no walk in the park either…

And as USCDiver mentioned, that application of Witch Hazel is rather common.

[garygnu]

Florida-based rock band Sister Hazel had a top 11 hit, “All For You” back in the 1990s. It reached #1 on the adult contemporary chart. Nevertheless, neither he song nor the band relieves pain or itching from eczema or hemorrhoids.