Manufacturers who put isopropyl alcohol and witch hazel in identical bottles. With lettering that requires my reading glasses. :eek::smack::mad:
That has literally burned my ass. I have a bad reaction to Witch Hazel.
A Weber grill?
Don’t you mean ɿɘdɘW grill?
A flame about yay high.
Re: the OP: Do the two fluids smell so similar that a sniff test is useless? Alternative approach: buy different brands of each (possibly the store brand of two different drugstore chains).
That special kind of diarrhea that follows eating WAY too spicy a brand of chili.
Not getting it. Go and get your reading glasses, or do not apply an unknown liquid to your pink and puckered Nixon. Is that a question?
Maybe you could use a sharpie to distinguish one from the other in the future. In the meanwhile, sorry about your ass! Sounds painful. 
I’m not sure there’s a problem here.
I’m pretty sure that you would only make that mistake…once.
I have a hilarious mental image of the dance that ensues right after said mistake.
I’m curious why either would be close to one’s nether regions. I’ve never heard of that (but I admit to not having heard of lots of things).
Witch Hazel? Heck, I wouldn’t know Witch Hazel even if she had her finger stuck up my ass. Was that the problem?
Get highlighters of different colors and put stripes on the bottle labels?
Witch hazel is a common astringent hemorrhoid relief medication. Which begs the question of who was the first guy to rub witch hazel on his anus and figure this out.
Aspirin?
(especially if you’re a Scientologist)
from Paulette Cooper The Scandal of Scientology Chapter 3
The Scandal of Scientology / Chapter 3: Life and Sex in the Womb
That’s a new one for me. Never heard that before. WebMD lists it as “possibly effective”, but the page on treatment of hemorrhoids does not mention witch hazel at all. I only occasionally use WH for insect bites when I can’t find the calahist (aka caladryl, or calamine/antihistamine) ointment nor the hydrocortisone ointment.
wince Maybe some guy who felt that he had nothing left to lose… might as well try this!
Have not seen Witch Hazel in years. My grandmother always had a bottle or two of that around.
Grabbing the Ben Gay instead of the Preparation H?
I don’t want to know why someone might want to put either isopropyl alcohol OR witch hazel on their ass.