irrelevant
mourned by none
subject of a Oompa-Loompa song
“Had to change his identity…”
“Disfigured”
And having an illness or a law named after you. That’s never a good sign.
That’s the one I came in to say. There’s nothing technically wrong with being a common-law wife, but it always seems to be mentioned on the news in an unsavory context, as in “…being sought for questioning in connection with the slaying of his common-law wife.”
“Kennedy cousin” or “member of the Kennedy clan”
other bad words to see in an obit:
unrepentant
shameless
gratuitous
hapless
effete
recalcitrant
purveyor of adult novelties
silly
grotesquery
carnival legend
fey
campy
foppish
aspiring stand up comedian
Youtube legend
batrachian
eldritch
gibbous
ineffable
“…before turning the gun on himself.”
“the Lollipop Guild held a parade for the assassin of<insert name here>”
“survived by…”
Yes, that is a terrible way to be described posthumously. That and any limerick that starts with “There once was a…”
There should be a thread where people write Oompa-Loompa songs about themselves. There aren’t enough of them in this world.