Phrases you don't really want associated with your name...

In the last hour online I have seen:

morbidly obese

convicted pedophile

and

politician.

Any others?

Tea Party Spokesman

Creationist

Bail / house arrest

Dumbass

Pinin’ for the fjords

The deceased…

the torso of

Disembowel corpse

Partially eaten

Partial remains

Belgian

arrested for solicitation

Legal malpractice

Deadbeat dad

Erectile dysfunction

Infamous

Tri-state killing spree

but after a certain point, I won’t have a choice, so don’t test me, OK?

Defendant

Bullshit, that would be really cool.

Unlike being known as flatulent.

teledildonics aficionado

“surprisingly tasty”

premature ejaculating alcoholic kleptomaniac

"disgraced former … "

“hermit”

“homeless”

“defendant”

“victim”

“rectal thermometry enthusiast”

I resemble that remark! :eek:

Mafia informant

bloated

partially decomposed

decapitated

Identified by dental records

From a prior thread, beloved local figure.

(the prior thread: “Known To Police” and other ways you DON’T want to be described)