Phrases you don't really want associated with your name...

…'s syndrome
…'s disease

Associate of Sammy Gravano, Edward Snowden, or some other worthless snitch.

Convicted rapist/child molester.

Lifelong fan of New Kids on the Block.

malignant
terminal
weeks to live
amputation
going blind
life without parole

The last known photograph of…

no *known *convictions

Never bothered anyone

My hat is off to you.

unemployed house painter

loner

abused as a child

…crapped their pants.

…ate that moldy bread.

…is trailer trash.

“sexually assaulted by livestock”
“superglued to the rotting corpse of…”
“featured on Hoarders

accidentally glued his buttcheeks together

missing at sea

involved in the tragic toilet incident of 2014

who’s bloated, swollen body… (doesn’t even have to concern death)

first man to begin menses

…helping police with their enquiries.

Reality TV star

mauled by hungry bear

leathery suntanned wrinkles

kleptomaniac (sorry, just saw #15)

person of interest

SDSAB

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I think it was Linda Ellerbee who had the office next to an aggressive muckraking reporter who took on things like the mafia, drug cartels and the like. She tried to keep her heavy metal desk on the wall towards his office, so as not to be listed in a news report as “also among the dead…”

“…parts of the body were strewn across …”
laughingstock of the entire civilized world
cheese eating surrender monkey
a particularly large stupid fish in a small barrel
skunks flee his smell

Freak accident
Hungry dingos

According to (I think I heard this first from) Fr. Guido Sarducci: “ravine”

“body bag” unless it’s part of the expression “wakes up in body bag.”

Leader of the Conservative Party from 2005 to present.