A few nights ago on the news, I saw a story about a “miracle toddler”. He had wandered outside into a blizzard and was found alive some 24 hours later, even though he was only wearing a diaper. The report said that the doctors think he suffered no brain damage. The thought flashed through my mind - “except for the damage he already had that made him walk outside into a blizzard in his undies.”
I admit it, I’m into gallows humor.
The worst, most reprehensible, funniest incident I can recall was a few years ago when I was visiting two friends. We were hanging out in the living room when we got a phone call - the husband of a woman who had dated all three of us at different times had suddenly died. After a few minutes of shocked silence, Rob turned, and without batting an eye, said, “Well, I guess she’s available.” I threw a pillow at him – because I had thought of that first.
I’m sure I’m not alone. Spill your deeply digusting, completely inappropriate jokes here.