I just thought of a pretty nasty one that I almost posted in another thread here. I’d share it now, but I’m feeling cowardly, and I’d rather read some of yours first to make me feel like less of an asshole.
Here’s a warm-up, just to get things rolling. It’s not even that inappropriate. A friend of mine, P, has had aspirations to “make it” as a director in Hollywood for several years. One day, we were discussing how an acquaintance of ours, D, had plans on moving to LA to work as an actor. I made some asshole comment, like, “Who the fuck thinks they’re gonna come out of a town like ours and become famous out in Hollywood?” I didn’t even realize that I was mocking P right in front of his face. Still feel sorry for that one.
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P is currently editing a show for Playboy, in case you’re curious. Hasn’t yet “made it”, but he’s definitely taking steps forward.