razor
plastic bag
fontina cheese
dry rot
“accident” (with finger quotes)
sticky
Satan
back alley
clerical error
emoticon
(PS. Add your own!)
reckless
tragically ill-conceived
rollerblade
dental floss
scraper
vomit-strewn
Loser
Deadbeat
Vanilla Ice
Sheep
Axe
Dental Records
Hot Widow
Semprini
sexual
auto-erotic asphyxiation
toilet
colon
sandwich
Anal
Sex
Fiasco (in that order)
Also:
Hitler-riffic
debt
chicken neck(s)
alleged
forget
gizzard
tree nut allergy
regret
Easton Area High School Class of 1992
spelling error(s)
wolfpack
peckerhead
dayglow
Perhaps it’s for the best
I regret it was not me who killed him
We’re all going to miss ole’ what’s-his-name
A part of him will always be with us. At least untill someone comes up with a better carpet cleaner.
I can’t believe we lost him. Who puts wheels on a casket anyway?
I don’t know about words, but here’s a phrase I’d really like to avoid:
“proctologists worked around the clock in an attempt to extract the rhino’s horn, but unfortunately it was too late.”
proctologist
gynecologist
Communist
UB40
WD-40
duct tape
linoleum
sales representative
beef
Nice
Kind-hearted
Pleasant
Sweet
deliverance
mercy
The abrupt, hull- (and lung-)crushing pressure rise might prove unhealthy, I WAG.
And now this belongs to a completely different thread.
But it’s somehow fitting in here, too.
“Area diners were understandable dismayed by the news.”
f*cker got what he deserved
Rabid
Nyarlathotep
Gradually starved
Fundamentally flawed
End-stage Alzheimer’s
Necrophilia
“Though her remains were never found…”
Let us pray
fuzzy sweater
Jesse Helms
sanitary napkins
Barbie dolls
head snapped off in the chiropractor’s hands
two turntables and a microphone
The last words you’ll ever hear a redneck say:
“Hey y’all, watch THIUS”!