-Registered sex offender
-Incontinent
-Notorious cannibal
-Flyers fan
“Such a quiet boy…”
. . . passenger on the ill-fated [ flight | voyage ] . . .
Darwin Award winner
He’s not so bad once you get to know him.
… extracted from rectum
… suspected autoerotic asphyxiation
…climate change denier
…well known bronie
“…seemed so normal”
“…the last person you would suspect”
…alledged…
Always quiet, kept to himself…
Once-Great…
Republican
Reformed…
Dearly Departed (have always hated that phrase - I ain’t “Dearly” anything - I’m DEAD
You have a certain hatred for my hometown (Dayton)? 
My name is Rachael, which means the worst thing I can think of hearing after my name is, “from Cardholder Services.”
But all that other stuff seems awful too.
…newly-identified patient zero…
…police have cordoned off…
…grossly distended…
Much loved.
Fistula the size of
Full of the stars
Albertan.
-Belieber
-Life without parole
-Snake handler
-Scat fetish
As long as there’s no connection to Filthadelphia, it’s all good. 
(Not too fond of Cleveland, though)
… the sheep* fucker.
Or goat.
“horrified onlookers”
“enraged chimpanzee”
“Al Qaeda video”
“shallow grave”
“forensic entomologist”
“the late”