SDMB's Cannibal Gets Sentenced...

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4104727/
Revtim brought Herr Armin M. to our attention in this thread…

His trial started in December & concluded with a sentence of…(sit down)…

EIGHT AND A HALF YEARS FOR MANSLAUGHTER!!!

Because the court ruled, he did not have “base motives” for the killing :confused:

I can’t provide a link, as their headline story changes hourly, but 1010 WINS now has a banner photo of a smiling Armin and a plate of meatballs, with the headline, “Cannibal Gourmet—That’s Some Spicy Meatball.”

I didn’t think it was possible to sink lower than the NY Post . . .

Wow. Just wow.

Here’s a link anyway, for those who think I am making this up. No doubt 1010 WINS is cursing Armin for being German and not Italian, so they could have said, “Mama Mia—'at’s-a Some Spicy Meatball-a!”

. . . Makes me proud to be a journalist . . .

I’m glad it wasn’t for a year longer or disturbing images of Mickey Roarke, Kim Bassinger and Meiwes might have been called forth.

Awww, a boo boo on your knee… Hey, strawberries!

If he were Swedish, they could use 'Mamma Mia." Except ABBA would sue.

Makes me proud to be a vegetarian.

I bet he complains about the food in prison a lot.

I’m betting his cellmate sleeps with the lights on.

8½ years???

Gunther: The other white meat.

Yeah, the court observers were simmering,

The ruling really hit a raw nerve.

You do have to admit, though, that guy had balls.

I got nuthin’ here…

I know, as hard as it is to believe, that some people have the urge to have an arm or a leg cut off. Is there really a disorder (a chemical imbalance or whatever) that causes people to have the desire to be killed, butchered, filleted and eaten?

So that’s what a Hot Carl is! I’ve always wondered.

Yeah, anybody that cut off an arm or a leg would be considered unbalanced… unless they’d done it once before.

You folks are utterly sick!!!

I love you guys!

Eight and a half years, huh?

Seems to me, a longer sentence could go a ways toward reducing the prison overpopulation problem.

Damn. I just read the SDMB link… The guy ate his own balls? Sick! Sick! Sick!

As the other guy… 8 1/2 years… Not that bad for a special meal… Watch out if you’re looking for a trip in Germany in 2012…

If I were to brutally rape a woman with the help of burning candles, chains, strings and whathaveyous I would go to jail for a very long time - and rightfully so. If, however, two consenting adults were to have a night of …bondage…sado…maso…chism (?) with the exact same er… activities they would not be committing a crime, they would just be “with it”.

IMHO the same rules apply, the “victim” had agreed to being served, so I really think 8 1/2 years in jail is a bit over the top.

…the rest of his life in an asylum would be more fitting. He has an eternity in Hell to look forward to, anyway.

I second this.

Sick . . . but f*!&in’ funny!! :smiley:

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