SDMB's Cannibal Gets Sentenced...

And I’m sure he enjoyed that British dish Spotted Dick.

I had an interview this morning, and my resume mentions the equipment that Bernd “Stick A Fork In Me I’m Done” Brandes showed me how to use. Of course, I didn’t bring up the sordid tale to any of the interviewers, but it sure would have made me stand out, huh?

They could have at least handed down a punishment with some meat on it.

Careful kiddies, chewing on your fingernails can lead to the hard stuff.

I don’t know is that enough time to really chew on what he did? To digest the magnitude of the situation?

You know, I think the last person I want to tell me that someone “has passed” is Meiwes.

This is a re-tooling of an old joke that circulated when the Bobbit trial was going on… :

Meiwes [to Lorena Bobbit]: Are you going to…uh…eat that?

Originally it was J. Dahmer (sp?), but Meiwes seems somewhat more appropriate for this…

Weener Schnitzel anyone?