Koran scholar: US will cease to exist in 2007

…most frequently chooses MUSLIM countries to exhibit his wrath? How come Iran comes in for more than its share of earthquakes? Do you suppose that Allah is trying to make a point? What? Muslimnations are immoral?
Also, its hard to fathom why the West (USA and Europe) always seem to be the ones helping…why is this?

Allah’s just…um… warming up. Yeah, that’s the ticket. He’s warming up and testing his faithful and lulling us into a false sense of security. That’s how brilliant Allah is.

And to those of you who want to know why an omnipotent being would need to warm up, I say…Oh my God! What’s that over there?
<flees into the night>

Thats it. Fuck this shit. I’m taking my guns, beer and women to live in the mountains.

What the ever-lovin, blue-eyed Aunt Mabel are you talkin’ about, Jonathan Chance ? :confused: :confused:

The Crazed Muslim Man got it wrong.

It’s not Tsunami.

It’s ** Sue Nami**. I’m guess a new pop singer from Japan whose crackling voice will cause us all to go into seizures and suffer brain bleeds.
Hope this helps.

Nah, Shirley. If we can hack Celine Dion and Mariah Carey, we can survive anything.

If only we really could hack them. :smiley:

Sorry to resurrect this thread, but it seems that the end may not be so night after all. (Link to NYTimes, requires free registration)

You know, I even previewed that before posting. :smack: Sigh.

How bout a summary/quote? :dubious:

Oh, sorry. The first paragraph sums it up rather well:

Gee, politicians changing key items of a bill in secret meetings at the last minute? You know, I may be starting to doubt the honesty of politicians …