Dude, this is the internet. If you want to create a sexual hypothetical that’s “f’d up,” you’re going to have to try way, way, way harder than that.
How about if he’s sniffing the marmoset, which he has name Dennis Hopper?
Two things that surprise me a bit:
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Seemingly no one is willing to vocalize that the above is a little icky. (Not that I’m complaining. Though I’ve never sniffed panties in earnest, I reserve the right to do so.)
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The marmoset comment got way more play than I would have thought.
What’s this about Lady Marmoset?
Hey sista, go sista, soul sista, go sista
Is it a female ferret named Dennis Hopper? Because that’s starting to get a little weird.
Otherwise, no.
At least the goat and the squid are getting a break.
Why is this weird? We have sex with each other so it’s kind of implied that find each other sexually arousing and attractive. We both masturbate. What am I missing?
You left out “hey, you moron, you forgot…”
I would excuse myself and, once he was finished, ask whether I should consider that particular pair (or those particular colors/pattern/style) part of my “hey hon fuck me now” attire or not (say, he’d just happened to grab whichever was on top and what made them attractive was the simple fact of being mine).
I find this interesting, too. My ex-girlfriend and I were discussing this with a group of friends, and while she thought it was kinky, most everyone else thought it was a bit weird. And I’ll note that her then-current boyfriend was also in the group. The only other person who agreed with her was the Satanist in the group. (The boyfriend and I, the only males in the group, weren’t sure.)
I honestly don’t understand what’s icky about it. Could someone who thinks so explain?
Those crazy, panty-sniffing Satanists!
Edit: I’d be freaked out if I found my girlfriend masturbating with a pair of my panties.
Edit 2: But probably aroused anyway.
I think it’s sweet and a little bit sexy.
OK, I’ll say it. I’d be a little squicked out. My parents, while not freaking out about me masturbating as a kid, really impressed on me that it was something a person does in private. I’m not at all uncomfortable with mutual masturbation, or if he strokes himself to orgasm while we’re having sex, because I’ve been implicitly invited to watch/join in. But I’d feel very awkward walking in on someone masturbating, no matter what props they chose to do it with. I’d assume, since it began when I wasn’t around, that it was meant to be Private Happy Fun Time, and now I’ve messed that up, interrupted the rhythm (so to speak) and changed the vibe dramatically, just because of my presence.
The panties themselves? Meh. Not a big deal. It’s the “walking in on masturbation” thing that would make me uncomfortable. We all need some nice self love once in a while, and some private time to ourselves. Just…hang a towel on the doorknob or somethin’.
Hence the “excuse me” and get the heck out of Dodge but, as in your case, it’s not because of the panties, it’s because masturbation is private (unless and until you decide to do it as foreplay / a private show).
I’m the opposite of WhyNot. I wouldn’t mind so much walking in on him masturbating (though I’d feel a little bad since it is a private moment, if they think you’re not home), but since he and I have different closets I would be annoyed by him finding and using my underwear.
*fap-fap, skree-ing wriggle
fap-fap, skree-ing wriggle
Can’t be mah, Can’t be mah,
No No he can’t be my Marmoset…*
I think the “it’s weird” is a reflexive comment based on socialization. Every person I have gotten to know has those things that others would possibly classify as “weird” in an open social setting, but they can’t all be weird.
Maybe “weird” really means: that’s not my particular quirk so I can’t relate to it.
I think the only time something like that (pretty much anything sexual) get’s weird is when there isn’t some implicit acceptance of sexual interaction between the two parties. If you are caught in your neighbors bedroom doing that it’s “weird” because there is no relationship there already, you’ve crossed a line we all agree shouldn’t be crossed.
LOL… Greaaaaaaaat… now I’ll never hear ‘Mama said’ again…