“Smooth runs the water where the brook is deep;”
–King Henry VI, Part 2, Act 3, Scene i
It’s okay, but thanks for caring 
Nah. It’d probably just turn out to be some wise-ass message board moderator who likes Disney too much.
I third this. 
I’ve had admirers before, but none were secret. I’d be carrying a rose around school and everyone would be bugging me about “Is it your birthday?” “Is that from your boyfriend?” (I had a boyfriend at the time who became very jealous when I got a rose and poem from another guy) and stupid questions like that. And, unfortunately, my feelings for these admirers usually weren’t mutual.
Yeah, me too, Magic guy.
I don’t know what got into me.
Must have been something in the air yesterday.
Mea culpa
Scotti
I did the secret admirer routine once. To keep from freaking out the girl, I had a mutual friend assure her that he knew who it was and that things were okay.
Sadly, the girl freaked out anyway. It wasn’t the stalker angle that got her. My friend took care of that.
It was the total lack of attraction she felt for me. Of all the friends our intermediary had, I think I was at the very bottom of her list of people she was hoping for.
Ah well. Later, I got a hottie I did manage to impress. No secret admirer routine, though.
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*Originally posted by Scotticher *
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Judging from the steamy e-mails you were sending me, I know what you WANTED to “get into” you! 
::ducking and running::
Excuse me? How could someone as attractive as YOU lack in secret admirers. Are they blind?
“And she is fair too, is she not?”
“As a fair day in summer, wondrous fair.”
–Pericles, Act 2, Scene v
Can’t help you there. You’d no doubt find it true of THIS admirer as well!
MSK–ignore AudreyK and Scotticher’s apologies. I’m the chief hijacker of this wonderful thread. I can’t help myself:
“My business was great; and in
such a case as mine
a man may strain courtesy.”
–Romeo and Juliet, Act 2, Scene iv
Yeah, you’d better be ducking and running!
Said steamy emails were entirely a figment of your (vivid) imagination.
That is my story, and I am sticking to it.
Scotti
How long you gonna stick to it, hon??
ATTENTION EVERYONE–If Scotticher doesn’t retract her preposturous assertions that her e-mails were “a figment of my vivid imagination” within the next 48 hours, I’m going to forward her e-mails to me to anyone who asks–just e-mail me by clicking on the appropriate button below and include in the title of your e-mail: I WANT TO GET A COPY OF SCOTTI’S DEVIANT FLIRTATIONS.
You name it–this stuff includes the works: Felching, Squicking, Queefing, Frottage, and even some stuff so disgusting that it doesn’t yet have a name! This e-mail will curl your hair, and, for all the other guys out there, it’ll straighten out portions of your anatomy:
“WITH A MELON??”
So, Scotti, retract this assertion, or blush for shame! And we all know your propensity for full body blushes. Only now, we know the REASON:
“She knows the heat of a luxurious bed;
Her blush is guiltiness, not modesty.”
–Much Ado About Nothing, Act 4, Scene i
Wouldn’t it be better to hang onto said emails until I am rich and famous, and then publish them?
Just a thought.
Scotti
swoon A man who recites poetry!!
Actually, ever since the SD Crush thread, I feel like I have more admirers than I can handle! (I don’t know if there are any secret ones though…)
You’re one in a million, Dry!
Thank you. You are too kind:
“Is she kind as she is fair?
For beauty lives with kindness”
–Two Gentlemen of Verona, Act 4, Scene ii
And if I can win your affection by verse,
“I’ll rhyme you so eight years together, dinners and
suppers and sleeping-hours excepted”
–As You Like It, Act 3, Scene ii
(You should be legal by then) 