Get the title? This means you can’t trot out those tired old names from the mutual admiration society you’ve got going with other Dopers. I’m talking about people who probably don’t know it, but you’re panting after their every post. Maybe you’re thinking of a little cyberstalking. Whatever. Fess up here. Stroke someone’s ego who doesn’t even know you love them.
Lately, for me, it’s Blackclaw. We’ve been on different sides of the whole WTC aftermath thing (Oversimplification: “Do we shoot nuclear warheads at or send teddy bears to Osama?” I was on the teddy bear side), yet I value his insights. Not to mention the fact that I’m sure he’s got a cute ass.
I won’t mention Miller again, even though I have lingering hot flashes every since the haiku thread of months ago. The bastard never acknowledge my first declaration of love, so I’m taking that one to stealth mode again.
Alphagene. No, I’m not kidding. He’s got that whole cranky, brilliant, edgy New Yorker thing going. I love it. I’m sure he not only doesn’t know I have a crush on him, but doesn’t even know I exist. sigh
See, being young, I can have crushes on all the older women and it still seem ‘cute’, and avoid all the awkward crushes they might otherwise have on me
But, my heart’s pinned completely on a real life girl :D.
And see we can compromise, we’ll just tie a teddy bear to a nuk… no, no. No nukes.
I do value your insight though Cranky. Although you did give me a bit of a start. When I first read your post I saw “and he’s got a cute ass,” missing the “I’m sure” part which indicated to me that you’d already seen my ass. Since we’ve never meet, the next thought was “What? Is my ass on the internet somewhere?”
Wait a minute…I’m supposed to have crushes on these people WITHOUT them knowing about it? Let’s see…what female have I NOT flirted with? This one shouldn’t surprise anyone, really, but I find myself waiting for posts by Medea’s Child.
Yes, it’s true. She’s such a reasoned pacifist that I look forward to her WTC threads. Plus, she flirts great (not with me, of course, that’s why it’s secret). Anyhoo, there it is. Eep.
No, no… (giving him an oily reassuring smile) Not at all. Just guessing of course… heh heh… nothing to be paranoid about…
making minute adjustments to the spy satellite camera zooming in on Blackclaw’s netherparts
P.S. Thanks Lindy!! I can’t adequately describe the warm fuzzies that gave me. Wanna see my ass?
I’d be careful if I were you. The last poster to profess his love for Mr. C was some newbie named Portnoy, and nobody’s seen him since. I’m guessing he’s being kept on a chain in Mr. C’s basement.
