Well yes, he IS being kept in a Box. That’s Portnoy’s complaint.
Dear GOD.
How often are we going to see that one, Fiver? I used that not long ago myself… welcome to the club. 
I don’t have any secret crushes.
MrVisible is my Gay Boyfriend, so he knows about that one.
Manservant Hecubus and I get it on nightly in my dreams, but he knows that.
Uncle Bill knows.
Although, they’re all unrequited, so does that count?
I am going to wager my credibility and say right now, right here at the beinging, that apotheosis is going to be one hell of a Doper. At 150+ posts he’s made me laugh out loud three or four seperate times.
I first noticed him here, where his explination of the ecology of cigarrette trees (marlboreal tumerosii) is on par with anything I’ve ever seen done on the SDMB (or anywhere).
Thenhe wrote the most clever little haiku.
Of course, now that I havee come out endorsing him, he will inevitably reveal himself to be warming us all up for a discussion about exactly how the alien mind-beams are convincing us all to posion ourselves with peanut butter. Apotheosis, I want to apologize in advance for that.
Ahhh, Jarbaby …
sigh I never get mentioned in these things…
Anyway… I can’t mention my secret crush [sub]Ballybay[/sub] 'cause I’m just too shy.
Fine spy on me all you want. But don’t expect any gratuitous wiggling!
I have yet to tell anyone how very impressed I was with Lightnin’. I love the shaved-head-with-goatee look, plus he kayaks and likes Celtic music. And he’s cute.
So, anybody know of a good plastic surgeon in the Austin area? 'Cause I’m going to have a hard time removing this silly grin from my face without professional help…
Francesca
“I weep for Eduardo.” heh heh
That and her description of the funny stuff her mom used to do to embarrass her in the silly things your parents used to say thread way back when.
Oh yeah, and of course Rue DeDay, although I think he probably knows by now, what with me being a Special Friend and all.
Hi Rue!
I love Montgomeryburns1 and Darksyde but they already know. I love Superdude too but he doesn’t count because everyone loves him
Damn, I don’t have any secret crushes. 
~Kittie
So THAT’s why the picture was changed on the people pages. Updated pic, my ass. He just didn’t want the evidence there in plain sight.
Unless you’re talking about his…ya know…“box.” In which case, I really don’t want to think about it.
:: Dancing around like Snoopy::
I got mentioned! Yay!
::Grabs Kittie and kisses her::
I love you too, doll.
I need to add Guinastasia. She’s a lefty (even more so than me), and her minimalist response to clueless OP’s leave me speechless.
Love ya, Guin!
Lucretia! But that’s no secret…and it SHO’ as HELL ain’t unrequited!
And I’d love to see Geobabe and Jess NEKKID!
Goodness. Thank you Nocturne and scout1222, I had no idea
My undisclosed crushes?
Like Cranky, I have a bit of a thing for Miller.
And despite his unavailability, Redboss does it for me.
It’s the wicked wit - gets me every time.
Why do I embarrass myself like this? Feh. What am I worried about? I’m safe as kittens, London Calling never reads these kinds of threads anyways.
I can’t mention all the others…because they actually might.
That’s no secret either, bub.
Guinastasia goes on my list. I don’t think I ever mentioned her on a crush list before, and for the life of me, I don’t know why.
The other crushes are pretty much public already, or I at least email them a lot, so I think they know.
Jester
: D&R :
What a woman. Elenfair, our mutual adoration is well-known to the Happy Fun Squad celebrants. C’est formidable! C’est magnifique!