Me too, friend, me too. It’s sort of one of those “He’s so cool and he would never like a silly girl like me cause he’s just the coolest, smartest, cutest guy ever” crushes. I met him in New York last year and I tried to speak but I kept saying dumb things, so I just walked away. sigh Think I’ll just get that loser tatoo after all.
I carry an undying flame for Ukelale Ike because he is so smart and witty and brilliant. He reminds me of Samuel Johnson crossed with Oscar Wilde, only better. And he’s cute, cute cute. Best of all, I bet he knows who Samuel Johnson is and could wax poetic about Dictionary Johnson’s view of Shakespeare and the accuracy of Boswell’s biography of him for hours. I love it when men talk literature with me.
PezPunk rocks my world, because he reminds me of this guy I had a mad crush on in high school. He never fails to make me laugh - even his sig makes me giggle. And he’s cute - I love looking at his picture - I even saved it! :eek:
PLDennison rocks my world too, just cause he’s so smart and witty and kind. He’s the kind of guy I wanna marry someday. That’s not a secret, though, because I’ve outed myself before.
Finally, LuxFiat was my first DoperCrush, and will always hold a warm spot in my heart. I even got to lick him! I was drunk and practically raped the poor guy, but he was always a perfect (handsome, funny, smart, cool) gentleman. One A-class man who’ll make some lucky woman very happy someday.
Those are the main ones. I could go on, but the list would get really long.
sigh Lucky, lucky girl. No doubt your legs are better than mine, but I will so be wearing a short skirt to the NY Dopefest this January.
Speaking of which, SuaSponte is one sexy babe. But I only say that cause he danced with me, kissed me frequently, asked me to marry him (or maybe it was the other way around…) and rubbed my back when I told him I was going to puke. Here’s lookin at you, kid.
I don’t think I’d describe them as “crushes”, but I look forward to the posts of Sam Stone, Cartooniverse, wring, minty green, Jodi, Manda JO, SPOOFE (I’ve always liked SPOOFE since way back), Ender24…they’re all great, on many different and diverse topics. There are just a whole lot of great (and twisted) [sub]no, I don’t mean you SPOOFE, not me[/sub] minds here.
But you know, there are way too many more to list here, I come up with more and more names all the time. And I’m too fatigued right now to list them all.
Liquid fuck…
anybody that can come up with that gets my vote everytime.
I am waiting to become friends with someone here so I can have them give her a note on the playground. You know something like:
Do you like random1?
circle yes or no.
I can just hear her now. Random1 who the hell is he?
Scylla
Fenris
Ukulele Ike
David B
manhattan
mrblue92
The Women: Arden Ranger (but she knows that already) CrankyAsAnOldMan
wring
BunnyGirl
jarbabyj
LifeOnWry
The Mermaid (ever since she posted that picture of “me,” she’s been one of my heroes)
Being, ahem, married and all, I (of course) cannot allow myself to have crushes, even secret and unrequited ones. That said, well, uh, at the August ChiDope I might have realized that, were I to give in to temptation and have one, I wouldn’t be able to narrow it down because ALL of the ChiDope women, including the imports and our waitress, are beautiful, intelligent, charming, funny, and totally lewd. Ya gotta like “lewd” in a woman!
IT IS MY NAME! Woo hoo! Not only that but a hottie like nancho4sara said it! So you saved my pic on your comp? The “clean” one or the one with me in the g-string with those three nuns wrestling in pudding?
Let’s see crushes… definetly Bad News Baboon cute AND an awesome sense of humor. The only girl I know that jokes about adult diapers and plays with her food (bannana boy).
also nacho4sara and brokendoll just for being so damn cute!
[sub]Now if I could only get that lil redhead girl to notice me
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