The Secret Unrequited Crush Thread

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I’m sensing “pity crush” here :wink:

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I think pezpunk is the bombest of the bombs. :slight_smile:

[sub]oh jeez, he thinks I’m kidding about the diapers? [/sub]

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Oh BNB I got a dookie in my pants :wink:

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:eek:

Five distinguished names and then… me? That’s like if you were to list your favorite Presidents as:

Washington
Lincoln
Jefferson
TR
FDR
…and Polk

(But I suppose if Polk drove you to a Dopefest…) :wink:

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A lot of my crushes know who they are… UncleBill, Oicu812, CrunchyFrog, Tygr, Tripler, the guys in my harem… But there are a few I haven’t mentioned until now. I’ll leave the reasons as my own (girl can’t let out all her secrets, now can she?) but here are the names, in no particular order…

pezpunk
mrblue92
CheifScott
Verrain
Euty
SuaSponte
OxyMoron

Ok, ok… so some are a little more unrequited than others. But now I feel better for having aired that little tidbit. Thank you for giving me a place to let it all be known.

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Damn, sig didn’t stay on like it was supposed to.

Now, for the guys in my harem…

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I think most of you gals know who you are…but one of you might not and I haven’t seen you here lately.

evilbeth, you really charmed me when we met (way back when, remember?) and I’ve never quite gotten over you.

So there. I said it.

Peace,
TN*hippie

P.S. I’m moving back to E.TN in the spring…:wink:

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Sure, True Pisces, we both have crushes on Crunchy and Tygr?
I’ll admit, I also have crushes on Manservant Hecubus, Dynosaur and blur…

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Of course! You both have impeccable taste.

[sub]Though that doesn’t explain why MY name is in there. :stuck_out_tongue: [/sub]

Seriously, thanks to both of you, since you know the feeling is mutual.

And if it’s true that a man is known by the company he keeps, then, looking at the fine gentlemen on both your lists, I am humbled to consider myself last among equals.

But you hardly qualify as “secret” and “unrequited”. My list that covers those criteria is too large to post here. Suffice to say that a significant reason I participate on these boards, second only to the never-ending quest to diminish my own ignorance, is the phenomenally high percentage of strong, witty, intelligent women here. First and foremost is intelligence attractive, and nowhere else will I find this many attractive women.

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This is sorta looking like another “you name me and I’ll name you” “here’s an excuse to flirt” kinda thing…and I thought a “secret unrequited” crush was, you know, “secret” and “unrequited.”

And what’s your definition of “crush?” Do you mean “person I want to get to know,” or “person I want to rape on sight,” or something in the middle, or what?

As far as I know, I get crushes only VERY rarely. I once told this guy I was crushing on him when I actually wasn’t…and I don’t like to lie. I’ve only had one actual CRUSH the whole time I’ve been here, and that was on Tequila Mockingbird, and it wasn’t remotely unrequited and it’s no longer remotely secret.

I think people may be responding to entirely different criteria here.

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Yeah, I dunno if I could put forth a firm definition of “crush,” but when I began this thread I sorta pictured it as being one where people would see their name and think, “That Doper has a thing for me? I didn’t know she even knew I was alive!”

But things (and threads) evolve, I guess.

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Translation: you can’t always count on people really reading the OP.

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C’mon, now, y’all aren’t really gonna let me kill this thread, are ya? I’m gonna feel bad now.

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I’ll save you. This way I can kill the thread.
Crushes? Podkayne. And missbunny. And I miss Turpentine.

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Same as Living Dead Girl, I too am a Newbie and underage. But I gotta confess, I really like **Mercutio’s **and Crunchy Frog’s posts.

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Underaged? Liked? Where are you? How old are you? What’s your number? How’s dinner and a date sound? Marry me?

Kbean, how -you- doin’?

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Well, only if he drove me to a Fest in a blinding snowstorm. And bought me a Stonehenge keyring. :smiley:

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  1. Maine
  2. 16
  3. Ummm…
  4. Sounds quite nice, thank you.
  5. Hell yes!

I’m fine, how YOU doin’? :wink:

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Me too me too!

The same goes for Scylla because of that essay he wrote about his wife. This is the way we all want to be written about.

And I missed the opportunity to post with Wally but the man would make me laugh so hard, people were prairie-dogging over the cubes to find out what the hell was wrong with me.