I’ve been reading alot of the posts here the last couple days, and I’ve come to the conclusion that most if not all of you would like to have a massive orgy.
So my question I guess is. Who has a crush on who? or has some sexual fantasy about a member here?
I don’t have one myself because I haven’t been here long enough, and I haven’t seen any pics in my email box.
I’m a curious ghost 
Modesty forbids, but methinks there is a certain Dutchman who likes a certain Icelander.
Ummm… I… err… have sort of a…
Eve.
Yeah, I don’t have a chance in Hell. I’m just poor white Indiana trash, and she’s a sophisticated big city lady. And the competition… Ukelele Ike is a better man than I.
But, yeah, I’ve got a little crush on Eve.
–John
Well, I’ve only been here a few days but so far I’ve got a crush on everybody.
Is it just me or could this thread get dangerous?
The Scots - never trust a race whose national dress includes a concealed knife.
Well, I don’t want to see this thread go to three pages, so I’ll stand down.
Had to post beneath Wally, 'cause I’ve got a crush on him. 
There’s a few others, but I’m not gonna say.
Cristi, Slayer of Peeps
I made my husband join a bridge club. He jumps next Tuesday.
(title & sig courtesy of UncleBeer and WallyM7!)
Come here big boy and sit on my lap! I’d like to get to know you better.
No Comment, I plead the 5th…
California Dreamin’
All the ladies of the Straight Dope who have sent me e-mails describing their fantasies about me have agreed to keep them private in return for, ahem, certain considerations. So don’t be surprised if my name doesn’t turn up on anybody’s list.
And since 90% of them seem to be subject to “psychic orgasms” I’m surprised they bother with men at all.
“I’ll tell him but I don’t think he’ll be very keen. He’s already got one, you see!”
i have crushes on all the people that are going to lie through their teeth and mention my name in this thread.
“Organs gross me out. That’s organs, not orgasms.”
-the wallster
Well it would be nice to be able to really make that love note from ChefTroy real. He certainly has a way with words, but then again there is Mully, he is really good to. Does it have to be limited to only one?
** Sigh. So many men, so few who can afford me ** Original by Wally
I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it.
Yes.
I kiss you all!
Homepage: www.loosiegoosiemoosie.gov
Occupation: Taxidermist and hunt guide
Location: Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan, Canada
Interests: The Loyal Order of the Moose, Moosehead (and the beer).
Oh yeah? Well, Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did. Backwards. In high heels. - As per Wally
For handy reference, you might learn a thing or two in this thread and in this thread.
I’m sure this will surprise a lot of people, but I may as well come clean here.
I have a crush on Drain Bead. I hope she likes me back…
Yer pal,
Satan
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TIME ELAPSED SINCE I QUIT SMOKING:
Four days, 22 hours, 41 minutes and 9 seconds.
197 cigarettes not smoked, saving $24.73.
Life saved: 16 hours, 25 minutes.
Hmmm, what the heck happened there. Fine, I’ll do it the ugly way.
For Chef Troy’s love letters, go to: http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/006971.html
For my love letters, go to: http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/006884.html
Dammit, Mullinator, once and for all it’s {url=http://www.whatever.com}site description{/url}, with squigly brackets replaced by square ones. That’s three times ya done screwed it up. Where’d you go to school, anyway? Oh, that one? Well, you must’ve been one of them jocks.
Mullinator I just read your post, what is your secret?
I think of you every morning in the shower mega ::whispering:: What she doesn’t know is that I use Vidal Sassoon!!!
Well, mega is not turned off by orgasms, which is a big plus in my book.
And Cristi is a gorgeous fiery redhead with great taste in men.
Anybody that has issues with that can see me in the pit.