Shades of “most popular poster”! Now we are not only not popular, we aren’t even attractive! Why don’t we choose up sides for basketball while we’re at it?
This is the place for all you attractive, witty, sensual and intelligent, but obviously underrated, posters to let the l-u-s-e-r-s who didn’t pick you know what they’re missing.
(If you really don’t have any attractive qualities you may invent them (this is the internet, after all) or, as an alternative, you can say derogatory things about the posters who were frequently mentioned.)
Those who were repeatedly “crushed” in the topic thread (henceforth known as the thread from hell) who come here in an attempt to see how the other half lives may be regarded as especial targets for vituperation.
I’ll start: I’m kind to animals, but you’ll never find out about it! You missed your chance! Neener neener! (Top that, SwimmingRiddles!)
“When you wake up in the morning, Pooh,” said Piglet at last, “what’s the first thing you say to yourself?”
“What’s for breakfast?” said Pooh. “What do you say, Piglet?”
“I say, I wonder what’s going to happen exciting today?” said Piglet.
Pooh nodded thoughtfully.
“It’s the same thing,” he said.
Hey, it doesn’t matter to me that I was never mentioned in the Crushes thread. Or in any of Eve’s songs. Nor did Wally or Uncle Beer ever spontaneously come up with a sig or a profile for me. But hey, no big deal.
I’ll be in the closet over here. Where it’s dark and lonely. It’s all I deserve, after all.
JMCJ
“Y’know, I would invite y’all to go feltch a dead goat, but that would be abuse of a perfectly good dead goat and an insult to all those who engage in that practice for fun.” -weirddave, set to maximum flame
May I propose a theme song (inspired by John Corrado)?
*Please, lock me away, and don’t allow the day
Here inside, where I hide, with my loneliness
I don’t care what they say I won’t stay
In a world without love
Birds sing out of tune, and rain clouds hide the moon
That’s okay, here I’ll stay, with my loneliness
I don’t care what they say I won’t stay
In a world without love
So wait, and in a while, I will see my true love smile
She (he) may come, I know not when
When she (he) does I’ll know, but baby until then
Lock me away, and don’t allow the day
Here inside, where I hide, with my loneliness
I don’t care what they say I won’t stay
In a world without love*
I’m invisible! Really! It’s a really beneficial characteristic. I can slither in here amongst you all, never getting a mention, having someone develop a crush on me, or having a pesky signature that I have to attach to all my messages. I just watch, listen, and take notes without ever being detected! In fact, you’ll probably never see this post! I can just blather on and on about anything I want, getting all my intimate thoughts and frustrations off my chest, and nobody will ever comment or invent a silly nickname for me!
I have a really good smile, too! And I make great cookies! Take that SwimmingRiddles
Actually, judging by the posts in the “Tall is Good” thread, the criterion is roughly the same for crushes on the SD and choosing up sides for basketball. Not that I’m bitter…
Here I am, this georgous, hot, blonde chick, and no one is the least bit interested! ha ha ha, I say! I purposely did not post any picture of myself, because I KNOW that every straight man here would just drown in drool. And then to top it off, I am a firm believer that men need sex to survive, and I mean, need it daily, several times a day! I’d never say no, personally I think that’s just cruel! But oh well… no one wants me… Too bad for YOU!
Nobody mentioned me in the crushes post either… i dont know why though… i think im pretty hot myself… once you get past the hideous pus filled hump on my back… the open sores all over my body…the third eye in the middle of my forehead and an entirely bald head cept for the patch of hair that looks kinda like George Burns…
