so… who wants to be mah lover? 
Hmmm… lesseee, I can take pictures of myself while solo camping ( a miracle, according to some! ) and ummm… I can write damn good C++ code when I try and ummmm… I cook well. Is that good enough? Anyone have a crush yet?
My mom thinks I’m handsome.
TMR
If you believed in yourself, and tore enough holes
in your pants, there was always a mist-filled alley
right around the corner.
Bwa! As long as she doesn’t think you’re a good kisser too, everything is cool!
Personally, my Dad said my nose mooshes up nice and squishy like when he punched it!
This might offer some insight as to why.
Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. Never drink and derive.
I have a “good personality” and I’m really “nice”.
Psycat90 wrote
(Thanks for bringing that up, dear.)
I’ve got fast fingers too!
Bitch.
A girl
See signature:
Keith
“I’m tired of being an object of ridicule. I wanna be a figure of fear, respect, and SEX!”
-Radar O’Reilly
Well, in that case, I’ll put you on my list!
(If you don’t get that one, see the Who’s queer thread.)
And, yes, today I am a bitch. Damn hormones.
Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. Never drink and derive.
Eve, I am not gay or married, and I only live HALF way across the USA! It’s a mere full day’s drive (memories of bleary-eyed driving), but it’s not like I’m in Idaho or something (not that there’s anything wrong with that!).
Hoping to be a bit of a pash,
Bucky
Oh yeah? well, here’s what I have to offer:
[sound of crickets chirping in background]
Ok, so I don’t have anything at all to offer. I’m rude, unintelligent, short, fat, too opinionated, and probably a woman-beater, too, from the look of me. it’s a good thing nobody had a crush on me.
Joe Cool
There are no dangerous weapons.
Only dangerous Men.
Well, Bucky [she says, settling back onto her fainting couch and lowering a strap of her peignoir], next time you’re in the Big Apple . . .
By the way, I have a funny tale about your neck o’ the woods [minor highjack]. I was in Quebec a couple of years ago and got talking to a shopgirl. “Aren’t you tired of the cold winters up here?” I asked her. “Yes,” she said, “I’m saving up to move down South, where it’s warmer.” I asked her where and she said—with a perfect deadpan—“Minneapolis.”
[end of highjack—please return to shameless flirting]
Me too! Ain’t it the pits? We girls should start a “period” thread… hee hee!
As far as being on your list, I’ve been thinking about peeking over the fence to see if the grass is really greener…I sure am not lucky in the man department!
A girl
A girl’s Body Part of the Week: The Eyes Have It!
It’s not easy being gray…
Your brain-in-a-jar,
Myron
Imbibo, ergo sum.
Hmmm, tight code and she can teach me how to camp correctly. Woohoo. Another crush to add to my list.
pat
Whoooohoooo! I got one!
Well, I’ll just say, all you self absorbed people don’t know what your missing. I am, a diamond in the Ruff. (Hmmm, I just noticed that the typo has a interesting freudian quality to it.)
Now, while I sit in my ivory tower, not affected by you shallow attention hungry posters, I’ll be carefully developing a lurid screenplay of events featuring psycat and A girl.
I don’t need your attention :).
You’re too late: [url=http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/007346.html]We’ve already got one!
Also, IIRC, the infamous “guy thread” was started in response to a “girl thread” dealing with this topic.
And Shayna, subject of many SD crushes, had her own personal take on the subject.
As a relative newbie, A Girl, you may not realize that there is precious little relating to body parts or bodily functions that hasn’t been dissected and discussed in excruciating detail on this MB.
In fact, this is one route to notoriety, er, popularity – intimate details are memorable and the more intimate and the more detailed the better – although only the truly desperate would stoop so low.
p.s. I have a mole on my left buttock.
Slight curve to the left 