I may kid around a lot, and I love to flirt, but my heart belongs to only one man, and he knows who he is. Don’t you, honey? 
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.Okay, there are two. But, one is, strictly speaking, not just a human, sooooooo…
<hint: read about Him in the Bible>
Any other questions, I plead the 5th.
You are more than a human being, you are a human becoming.
Og Mandino
That’s my name, not a description. I am neither purple nor a bear. Okay, so I’m purple.<a true Wally original!>
Left Cerebellum! Go! One two three four relax, Go! One two three four, relax. Right Cerebellum! Go! One two three four, relax, Go! One two three four, relax.
Oops, thought that read Straight Dope Crunches. 
Sorry, no fantasies to admit to here…I’m discreet in my stalkings.
>>Being Chaotic Evil means never having to say your sorry…unless the other guy is bigger than you.<<
—The dragon observes
I know I am going to regret this…
mangeorge
TN*hippie
beatle
MadPoet
manhattan
Crush or fantasy? That part I’m NOT gonna say. 
I do not merely dance. I bewitch. I seduce. I enchant and I bewilder. Throw money.
(Gee, Wally must have seen me dance!)
Wow, I have a crush on mega, and she has a crush on me, too. My crush is requited. Hurray!
But wait, I’m not lying about my crush on her, so she doesn’t have a crush on me. AAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGG!!! Shot down in flames again.
I was told I had “real hottie potential” once (thanks Green Bean!). Of course, I was kinda fishing for compliments.
Like everybody else, I think SwimmingRiddles has an aristocratic beauty.
Ladies, if you are offended that I didn’t mention you by name, it’s only because I’m shy. If you ask nicely, I may be drawn out of my virtual shell.
No crushes…no fantasies…but there are some cool people here…
I’m too “newbie” to crush yet, but I’m busily taking notes for future reference
Two small crushes, I guess. One for her politics; one b/c she seems sweet. The only other thing I’ll say is that neither one has posted to this thread up to this point.
I take it all back. After a few minutes on the Chefs thread, I’m crushed…fantasied…crush…fantasy…crush
who knows? It’s wonderful!!!
ahem . . . Actually I was the first to mention she had an aristocratic beauty. (I have the guts to post that and now everyone wants credit, sheesh.)
Oh, and Mega the Roo is pretty groovy too !
That Democritus really does something to me.
Then there’s Cheffie, and Bricker and SwimmingRiddles… ok I’ll stop now, this list could get lengthy.
Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. Never drink and derive.
Okay, I’ll admit that I have a mjor crush on someone here, but I’m too shy to say who it is.
Besides, there’s no chance anyway. Mostly because I’m married.
BTW, that reminds me…um, if my husband shows up, don’t show him this thread.
I never hate myself in the morning. I sleep till noon.
–Sig line courtesy of Wally 
Why, Yue Han, I am tickled [blushing prettily]. Of course, Ike is the Beau Divine—but he’s also a Happily Married Man, and surely you know I’m not the homewrecker type! So the coast is clear.
Mega, I am green-eyed and on the warpath for your stealing the affections of Nothingman and Billdo from me. I want them ALL!
I’ll admit to a couple or so crushes/fantasies - but I am NOT going to post any names. I am WAY to shy. And besides, you’d probably all laugh at me.
Unrequited love is the worst…!
Last night I dreamt…
that somebody loved me…
The Smiths
A girl
peaches - the new keyboard I will have to buy will be on YOUR conscience. ROFLMAO.
No, it isn’t MM. But I still ain’t sayin…
Ah, jeez. Thanks. This board has done more for my ego…
I ain’t tellin’ who I have crushes on.
O I have my eye
On a certain gay guy
And I’d love to be one of his tricks;
But he lives all the way
Down in Philly PA
So I’ll never hook up with Esprix. 
{ROFLMAO!} OH, that’s rich! Thank you thank you thank you Matt!
Oh, and… {BLUSH!} :o I had no idea. You scamp! {hee hee} (Although I secretly was hoping someone would mention me in here, of course ;))
So do I get to see a picture of you, hmmm?
Esprix, ever flattered
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