(Oh, and, uh, not to impinge upon your poetic skills, but I pronounce it “es-PREE.” I will, however, allow you to mispronounce it because that was so darn cute!)
Esprix
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Never mind, Matt, strike that - I got to see your picture on your web site! 
Careful, m’boy - I’ve never been to Montreal, and I have been wanting to visit… {heh heh heh}
Esprix
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I would have to say Prose because of her post here (on 1/23).
She echos the way I feel…
And the fact that I love Canadian women! 
“Penises don’t belong in the mouth, girls and boys. You’ve got the wrong hole there. Just like you wouldn’t shove pizza up your nose.”
-From the Brother Jed flyer-
Fantasies? Yes.
On this board? No comment.
Crush? Well, actually, TNTM. 
Just don’t tell Mr Bear about this, shhhhhhhh!
<looking for a convenient hole to go crawl into…purplebear tries to sneak away…>
You are more than a human being, you are a human becoming.
Og Mandino
That’s my name, not a description. I am neither purple nor a bear. Okay, so I’m purple.<a true Wally original!>
In keeping with the poetic theme:
My crush’s on a guy
Who rarely posts here.
His user name
is Overengineer
I had a mad crush on imthecowgodmoo, especially after seeing his picture in the “Who’s who” thread. sigh Too bad he left.
I also have a crush on JohnnyHarvard, originally based on just the name.
“I need the biggest seed bell you have. . . no, that’s too big.”–Hans Moleman
Squee:
kiss
::::curls up into ur lap::::
When he was ready, it was already far too late, to go back.
There will never be another.
He is lost to me, as surely as if he had died.
Standing alone, I stare into the flames trying
to remember what went wrong.
Ooooooooooo. You liked the picture? I’m flattered blush… blush harder…
Me?
:o
Peace,
mangeorge
Psyyyyyyyyy…mmmmmm…cat…
And in the fictional yet fun to think about category:
TVeblen, Alphagene, Gaudere…
I have chainmail underwear.
Sadly every crush I’ve had on here has been squashed flat, save one. It seems that every time they’re taken, too old, or play for the other team. (And where are the bi girls? I have it on good authority that bi girls adore long hair. I should be making out like a bandit! pout)
Anyways, since I do not wish to have my hopes crushed any furthur, I cannot reveal who my mystery crush is.
http://www.madpoet.com
I am human, and I need to be loved
Just like anybody else does
There are so many cuties here
Give your children these two things: One is roots, the other, wings - Wally Wally He’s our Man
Are these crushes based on pictures or posts?
That was a well-plotted piece of non-claptrap that never made me want to retch.
In my case posts first, then sealed with a picture.
dunno, think it was the icq that did it first, then the pics, what do u think honey?
squee’s schmee asking ::::bats eyes at squee::::
When he was ready, it was already far too late, to go back.
There will never be another.
He is lost to me, as surely as if he had died.
Standing alone, I stare into the flames trying
to remember what went wrong.
I have a crush on Satan. But everyone knows that, so it’s boring. Here’s everyone else I would have a crush on, were it not for Satan.
Flypsyde. Tied with Wally for the funniest mofo on this board.
WallyM7. You’re in second here only because you’re a damn Canuck.
SanibelMan. Yeah, I know, I know. If only you were older…
MaxTorque. Don’t hurt me, Falcon–take it as a compliment.
MadPoet. I used to not like him nearly as much, but he’s grown on me.
My crush is based strictly on posts. I would be curious what he looks like, though.
But I can’t ask for one, because I would have to say who it is.
Although, of the men here whose pictures I have seen, I have not been disappointed yet. And I really mean that.
Nah Drain…I won’t hurt you. Needless to say, my crush is on MaxTorque. However, as DB put it, it’s kinda boring to say it. So, here’s my crushes if it wasn’t for my sweetie:
Satan (Hey, I don’t hurt you, DB, you don’t hurt me. Deal?)
Flypsyde (A sweetie, AND he let me stay with him in Spiffled!)
SanibelMan (A sweetie, no matter what his age.)
Demo (listens to me bitch…plus, he’s a cutie!)
Homepage: www.tiercel.com
Occupation: Culling slow moving vermin
Location: The wild blue yonder.
Interests: Thermals, updrafts, downdrafts, air currents in general.
(Profile by UncleBeer.)
Environment? Nah. Mood lighting and ambience is what counts. - a genuine WallyM7 sig
Nobody has a crush on me!
Waaaaaaaahhhhh!
Waaaaaaaahhhhh!
Waaaaaaaahhhhh!
Are you so sure of that, given all of the ‘won’t name names’?
You are more than a human being, you are a human becoming.
Og Mandino
That’s my name, not a description. I am neither purple nor a bear. Okay, so I’m purple.<a true Wally original!>