Lateral thinking: take this chance to ask for pictures from several men, thereby cleverly hiding your true target.
- Rick (who almost added “the wizard Bricker” - sheesh!
)
::::sniffing under arm::::::
Hey, I took a shower today!
::::grousing and shuffling feet::::::::Ah nuts!
Oh, you are really good. Okay, guys, let’s see some photos! Please?
I feel like I’m in eighth grade right about now.
I never hate myself in the morning. I sleep till noon.
–Sig line courtesy of Wally
No one has a crush on me, boo hoo!
Well, maybe once I get these warts removed…
A girl
I’m too shy to post my whole picture, haha!
http://www.thecats.com/images/eyes.jpg
So for now I’ll just post various parts…
A girl
Fantasies: I’m not printing those. If you want to know, you have to ask in person, and then I’ll share with those involved. 
Crushes: blanket crush on all cute single women. But I will list a few names.
Michelle. Whatever she says about giving up on love, etc, she’s hot. I also like her posts. Next time I go to Florida I want to look her up - just to meet.
Mega the roo. You betcha.
SwimmingRiddles. I’ll be original and skip the “aristocratic beauty” line. Wait, that means I just said it. Doh!
A girl now has me intrigued.
Kat. I owe her a mention in a thread somewhere, might as well be this one.
I’m keeping tabs on dragonlady.
mega the roo said:
But if it’s the truth, does that mean I’m SOL? (Damn Billdo for beating me to this!)
zyada listed:
Something tells me the next Hou Dope could be very entertaining.
psycat90 said:
MadPoet said:
Maybe you should ask psycat.
ThisYearsGirl said:
Okay, since he’s absent, I’ll stand in for him.
“WHAT!? You couldn’t tell me while I was here to hear you?”
Um, that reads really funny. Still, I can hear him saying it.
A girl said:
What’s the rating on this board again? ::salivating::
Okay, I’m going to the flirting thread.
Lest anyone think I have nothing better to do on a Saturday morning at 3:30am, which I most certainly do being as inebriated as I am (damn, I hope the spelling and grammar won’t be too bad in this post–the keys continue to allude my finger’s persuasions) I was simply checking my email…yes, that’s it–I’m not an addict. I have finally altered my mind enough to admit, not a fantasy or crush, but a serious intrigue in one Moderator. Thus I have inevitably condemned myself to fiery hoofprints of the Invisible Pink Unicorn. Unicorn damned alcohol. If I continue in this vein I may just give Coldfire a run for his money on that superlative. I doubt that I’ve ever used the backspace key so frequently. I apologize for the digression. Although I haven’t been here as a member for more than a couple of months and only lurked for another, I must admit to a serious admiration of the one and only Gaudere. You may all commence with chastising me; however, I will blame my guilt on intoxication. Despite my reluctance to be forthright without a preponderence of alcohol, Gaudere, my esteem for you is unaffected and assuredly, most deserved. Again, I apologize, I’m rambling…time for sleep.
Whoo hoo! Kinda like a fungus!
http://www.madpoet.com
I am human, and I need to be loved
Just like anybody else does
You know who you are…
(I wish I did)
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Shadow of the Pigeon -
Weirdo of the Night
SwimmingRiddles and Mega the Roo, same as everbody else. And I thought it was just me.
I have some fantasies about a lurker.
Does that count?
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
My board crush is Alphagene. Well, it WAS Alphagene. Now we’re living in sin - er, living together, so I guess it’s not a crush and it’s not on the board. Um, I guess I don’t have any.
If my contribution to “psychic orgasms” research doesnt score me crushes, Im giving up all hope.
After his naughty love letter, Ive got a biiiiig crush on Chef Troy.
But MadPoet’s picture is pretty yummy.
Something about Coldfire just…I dunno, gets me.
Those are the top three, I guess, but I have little crushes on lots of you.
Hey, sweetie! You want a Danish with that coffee? – another custom design by the mind of Wally
Whan that Aprillè with hise shourès soote
The droghte of March had percèd to the roote,
I druv a motor thro’ Aprillè’s bliz
Somme forty mile, and dam neere lyke to friz.
– Bert Leston Taylor
Say…whatever happened to Alphagene, anyway?
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
Boy, did my eyes bug out when I read this.
Although it would have been nice if someone had mentioned my name somewhere in this thread.
Saint Eutychus H.M.S.H.
" ‘He is a prince’ , the minstrels sing.
Among men, yes. Among fools he is a king."
Disney Shorts
The Eutychus Papers
There were a lot of names I didn’t mention, Euty…
(do I get a mug for kissing up to a mod?)
Cristi, Slayer of Peeps
I made my husband join a bridge club. He jumps next Tuesday.
(title & sig courtesy of UncleBeer and WallyM7!)
I’m not sure my ego likes being Irishmans long list…but I’m watching him, too.
Should have said “being part of Irishmans long list!!”
Hey, mega: let’s join forces and RULE THE BOARD…ahem.
Sorry. Power gets to me. In all seriousness, however, this board has repaired about 75% of the damage to my self-esteem that occured in high school, so thank you all. The compliment does not go un-noticed.
For those of us who would rather keep their crushes shrouded in mystery: http://cupid.thespark.com/
If your crush lists you as a crush, they tell you both. Never had it work, but hey…
A little persistance goes a long way. Announcing:
“I go on guilt trips a couple of time a year. Mom books them for me.” A custom made Wally .sig!
SwimmingRiddles, I know all too well what you mean… so a big thank you to everyone from me, too.
Man, you guys are great.
“Organs gross me out. That’s organs, not orgasms.”
-the wallster