Guess. 
Pardon me while I burst into flames.
Awww…thank you, Nen. I don’t think I’ve been the recipient of a drunken confession before. So, ::fluttering eyelashes:: you’re my first. 
Seriously, I am flattered. I, unfortunately, am not drunk even at 1:45AM, since I have been working all day and have just now finished one project (I still have stuff to do tomorrow, though).
Democritus, I am pleased my name came to mind, but I am wondering if you knew you named two girls and a guy as your crushes. Maybe I should check the “who’s queer” thread…
My crushes? Not tellin’. 
But many of the witty and wise male posters (and even some females–*&%$#! androdgynous SNs) have induced me to check their profile and posts in hopes of determining whether they were single or not…
Like all religions, the Faith of the Invisible Pink Unicorn is based upon both logic and faith. We have faith that She is pink; logically, we know She is invisible because we can’t see Her.
Yes, I know that it’s 4:00AM. I was just, um, checking my email again.
I succumb further to you at the thought of those fluttering eyelashes. I thought that my secret might have been safe in this forum. Alas, you have found me out. Be assured it is solely the confession which was alcohol induced; not the root of the proclamation. I shall now have yield to my dreams and devote a sonnet or some other form of verse to you. I merely hope that those words will be worthy of your eloquence.
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Originally posted by Gaudere:
I, unfortunately, am not drunk even at 1:45AM, since I have been working all day and have just now finished one project (I still have stuff to do tomorrow, though).
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Sadly, this case is also true for me; therefore I recommend, at your earliest convenience, you have a drink for each of us. I will do the same. Perhaps this endeavor will assuage the travesty I have brought to the board. Salut!
I’d just like to say that I was inspired by this thread to email Imthecowgodmoo and tell him about my mad crush on him. I’ll probably regret it in a couple of minutes, but for the time being, cross yer fingers for me. . .
“I need the biggest seed bell you have. . . no, that’s too big.”–Hans Moleman
Whenver you are ready to work on the other 25% let us know!
Married life seems to have ruined my crush garnering abilities.
It must be my version of kryptonite.
Coming soon to a sig line near you!
Relive the mundane highs, the flaming lows, and the pointless posts in between. Announcing the debut of the best of Mullinator.
Because it’s not just a sig, it’s an adventure.
It’s a matter of optimism, Mull.
I personally am convinced that all the gurls who aren’t tellin’ mean me.
Uke
Oh, alright. I’ve fought listing all my crushes, but I just can’t hold out any more.
Wally
UncleBeer
Sucellus (a mostly lurker, but once you meet the guy, he’s just impossible not to like. Alot.)
ChefTroy
ChiefScott
RangerJeff
TennHippie
UncleBeer
DavidB
Eutychus
Mullinator (being married has not affected you. Trust me.)
aha
Ukelele Ike
UncleBeer
Coldfire
Satan (don’t we just have a kind of collective crush on him?)
Oh, I almost forgot. UncleBeer.
And after the Ed Zotti thread that aha started, where Ed gave us all a group hug, I kinda have a thing for him now, too.
And UncleBeer. 
Cristi, Slayer of Peeps
I made my husband join a bridge club. He jumps next Tuesday.
(title & sig courtesy of UncleBeer and WallyM7!)
Hubby always teases me that his wedding ring is a chick magnet. Maybe it’s working for you too except the women here are just a little too overcome by your raw animal magnetism to admit to it. That’s my excuse at least. =)
Work is fine for killin’ time, but it’s a shaky way to make a living.
Um, lessee…
Mully, Wally, Coldfire, Uke, Irishman, Cowgod, CK, Surgoshan, Bricker, umm…some others I can’t remember at 12:30 am.
After I get some sleep, I’m blaming this post on the housesitter.
I looked and I looked but I didn’t see my name ANYWHERE? There must be a mistake…
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I have over 2000 posts, dammit! Show some respect.
http://fathom.org/opalcat/showmerespect.jpg
O p a l C a t
www.opalcat.com
NEW UBB board, all are welcome:
http://fathom.org/cgi-bin/Ultimate.cgi?action=intro
Woohoo… three crushes already!
Mine would be mega the roo, MoosieGirl and CanadianSue, I guess.
Holy shit. Doctor? I seem to have an extreme case of Canajun Wimmin Fetish.
I’m sure the cure will involve Molson and timber in some way or another…
Okay, if I were gay, Opal would be a crush of mine.
As far as fantasies go: I fantaszie that there will be no more trolls on the message board…
Umm, yes, I knew that.
I have chainmail underwear.
Umm, yes, I knew that.
I have chainmail underwear.
Umm, yes, I knew that.
I have chainmail underwear.
Umm, yes. Why do you ask?
I have chainmail underwear.
You know, just when you’re sure that your message hasn’t gone through… Oh well.
::arms up:: Mea Culpa.
It’s early , but I think dragonlady has crush potential. Oh yeah, and all my fellow Canadians (Even Wally if I were gay…).
Keith
“I’m tired of being an object of ridicule. I wanna be a figure of fear, respect, and SEX!”
-Radar O’Reilly
Though ignored I may be, I would like to announce a copyright on the “aristocratic beauty” line . . . at least as it pertains to SR. I would like to think I can claim some percentage of that self-esteem recovery. I have no further faith in cyber-crushes than the chance of finding real love online (DB and Evil One aside). It’s just fun, thats all.
SR, I liked your posts long before I ever saw your pic. There is a real intelligence mixed with vulnerability. A sort of “genius in the works” feel about you. Its as if you are a blazing red rose that is blooming. You may see certain bees buzzing about, but you do not yet realize what it all means. Then I checked your site, saw that face, and I knew that one day all that fragileness will be replaced by strength. You will discover the real power you have. Your true attractivness will be evident to you. The secret is, never live as if you know your power. The best play is to use it quietly and gingerly.
Now myself, I sent my right hand some roses this week.
This is the flirting thread right ?
Oh. Hmmmm, oh well.