Hey Demo, are you sure you knew that?? 
Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. Never drink and derive.
I damn well know Dragonlady has crush potential! I mean, she likes Cinnamon oil, y’know?! 
VB
I’ve performed a complete diagnosis of your car. It’s broken.
- A Wally original!
Well, with the usual caveats regarding the existence of a real-life lady to whom I am devoted…
…Shayna makes my toes curl. In the really good way.
- Rick
My ***TRUE *** crush on this board knows for a certainty who she is, and I ain’t tellin!
VB
I’ve performed a complete diagnosis of your car. It’s broken.
- A Wally original!
Smart ass…
::smooch::
Fine…nothing about your favorite bird? Hmpf! And sheesh…not even mentioned once? sob My life is just ruined now.
Homepage: www.tiercel.com
Occupation: Culling slow moving vermin
Location: The wild blue yonder.
Interests: Thermals, updrafts, downdrafts, air currents in general.
(Profile by UncleBeer.)
Environment? Nah. Mood lighting and ambience is what counts. - a genuine WallyM7 sig
It was a typical Monday, Falcon. I was struggling to reach my wisecrack quota… and the Canuck Women thing was the only thing that came to mind. Sad, huh?
Rest assured, if it weren’t for Max being so big, the Atlantic being so wide and my girlfriend being so jealous, our bilateral crushes could lead to great things
Hey, Falcon…don’t feel so bad. I didn’t get a mention either.
Homepage: www.idreamofjeannie.com
Occupation:Wish granting
Location: I’m still stuck in this damn bottle in Cocoa Beach, Fla.
Interests: Getting Major Nelson in trouble, getting Major Nelson out of trouble
–Custom profile courtesy of UncleBeer
I never hate myself in the morning. I sleep till noon.
–Custom sig line courtesy of Wally
Me neither.
Maybe I’m too new? Too boring?
That was a well-plotted piece of non-claptrap that never made me want to retch.
Hey Riddles - if you come to Houston for our Dopefest in three weeks, I’ll sing for you. I added a verse to the timeless classic called “Please Come to Boston”
“Please come to Houston when the sky melts
It’s freakin’ hot outside and it smells oh so bad…”
I’m need to come up with a line about bitching about the Astros.
OK - still working on it, but you get the idea.
heh heh
I’m so hot, I have a crush on myself.
(Oh, and I’m modest too.)
I absolutely would have mentioned my crush on Jeannie as well… but dang it, she’s my crush on Pyroto.
Here too. I just think of her as JeannieEatsZucchini now.
- Rick
Oh, geez, Rick…you made me blush…
I think you may have only said that because of my complaining that no one mentioned me. But even if you did, and since you said it first, I’ll fess up:
Bricker is my crush.
So, um, how about that picture, oh Grand High Wizard?
I have a crush on Ruffian.
Oh no, too late!: http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/007382.html
True, Ruffian is a babe. But I always seem to end up having crushes on unavailable women. So I refuse to have crushes at all.
I am deeply flattered but somewhat bemused, by being “fictional” and by being included with Alphagene and Gaudere.
Demo, you are a certified sweetie and a fine person. But I am a tad worried about you.
::bestows chaste kiss on Demo’s cheek–on his FACE, perverts!::
Veb
Well, Rick. I was all set to tell you how much you rock my world. But then I read this…
::cue evil music here::
So Jeannie, do you have any food allergies? Peanuts, perhaps? I’d like to invite you over to dinner some time this week. MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I’m just kidding, of course.
And Rick, you know you light my fire, babe.
But since we’re being fickle, I’m free to mention that there’s also a NY lawyer here who has me a bit intrigued…
[ul][li]“Shayna… [one of] the most despised posters on this board.” As declared by WallyM7. (And if you want to know who the others are, click here. I’m in very good company!)[/li][li]“Mom, he’s a neo Nazi! He’s a doctor also? Well…” - an original WallyM7 sig.[/li][*]“How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.” - Anne Frank[/ul]
Y’all also might want to check out www.ecrush.com, another anonymous crush site. It actually worked once with me with an old friend…
And although I am the proud recipient of matt_mcl’s affections, I’m terribly surprised no women have named me. What, doesn’t great grammar, intelligent discourse and conviction count for anything anymore?
{SIGH}
OK, how about my adorable boyish good looks? 
Esprix, whose picture is in two threads on this board
Ask the Gay Guy! (or, if you prefer the Jesusfied version, Asketh the damn Priest Guy!)
“Never assume a malicious intent when stupidity will explain just as well.”
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I have a crush on ultress but she doesn’t even know I exist.
One of the few to be personally welcomed to this board by Ed Zotti.
Yours truly,
aha
Alright, after that last post, I have to take the bait and have a crush on Nothingman. Persistance is the mother of crushes. Or something. Don’t worry, after years of despising the way I look, becoming power hungry isn’t a possibility. However, the other crushes shall remain concealed in an enigma, etc.
A little persistance goes a long way. Announcing:
“I go on guilt trips a couple of time a year. Mom books them for me.” A custom made Wally .sig!