Secret Crushes Revealed! Volume III

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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It was about time for another of these threads.

Spring has sprung in the northern hemisphere, and everyone should be getting nice and twitterpated here. In keeping with, now is the time to confess your desire for hot monkey lovin’ with the poster(s) of your choice.

Got a crush? Reveal it here!

Don’t want to name your crush? Start your own damn thread!:slight_smile: Call it: Secret Crushes NOT Revealed, or something.

I’ll start!

I have three Secret Crushes©. They are:
[ul]
[li]Wicked Blue[/li][li]Sue Duhnym[/li][li]monster[/li][/ul]
Each has me making sounds like the wolf in a Tex Avery cartoon.

Your turn!

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If I told you, it wouldn’t be a secret then. Would it?

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Mine’s not a secret. It’s not even really a crush. More like the flaming hots.

:smiley:

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Well, iampunha and Homer are both pretty cute.

But I think I’ve said that before.

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wait Wait WAIT!!! You mean I’m only supposed to have secret crushes on a FEW of the ladies?

Dang. I gotta rethink all this…

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Buffalo wings and cheap beer last night, huh? We’ve all been there.

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Persephone of course :smiley:

Need I say more?

Then again…Mrs Xploder is the same :smiley:

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Hey, Xploder, why not just put “Persephone, of course” into your sig and be done with it, okay? :smiley:

As for my crush list…nah. Not that I don’t have one. It’s just that it’s freakin’ HUGE, and we’re having enough problems with board slowdowns as it is. :eek:

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Better?

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Yes, much. And I do like the throat-grabbing reference just above my name. Nice touch. Quite…me, I think. :smiley:

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I have a few non-secret crushes (Hello Poysyn!), but here are a few I’m confessing publically for the first time:

ruadh
Geobabe
Swiddles

I’m sure there are others, in fact I’m certain, but I’ve got to have some secrets, right?

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Since I’ve already been teased-by him-of marking my territory:)-I’ll just call him “the man who took over Number One on hardygrrl’s fantasy list from Jeff Hardy” (and no I’m not kidding-he did and trust me,he KNOWS he did :slight_smile: )

He’s intelligent,funny and cool as hell. He’s dealt with me at my worst-both angry and sad-and if that hasn’t scared him off I guess nothing will. I can tell him anything and everything and he never judges me.

We can talk for hours ::sigh:: and do.:slight_smile:

{{{Stinky Paws}}}}

And I know your opinion on cyberhugs but a) I just can’t resist and b) you already told me mine were cool. :slight_smile:

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I’m a mod. I’m not allowed to have crushes. It’s in my contract. Posters are, however, allowed to have crushes on mods. :wink:

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Good thing, Clogboy, because here’s my top 5…

Coldfire
SuaSponte
Tygr
thinksnow
UncleBill

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The current person I have a crush on, I’m not allowed to have a crush on.

The first person I had a crush on has scorned me bitterly and I weep for the loss of him.

So I will return to the first poster who requested oral sex of me:

SuaSponte

jarbaby

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Ok, here’s the list of people I can think of right now. I always leave someone off and then kick myself later for doing so. I’ll most likely be back with additions to this list.

A girl - I like her, but she doesn’t post nearly enough.

Creaky - In the few days we’ve chatted, I’ve taken a liking to this newbie.

Eve - of course Eve! And not just because she set my Halvsie thread in the direction that would get it to Threadspotting either.

Nymysys - My ex-virtual wife, who hasn’t been around much lately.

As for people without pics on the People Pages, there’s

wyldelf my other ex-virtual wife who’s just vansihed lately.

Arden Ranger - I believe I still owe her a spanking from the Welcome Wagon thread too.

jarbabyj - I love how she has her way with the English language.

And what can I say about this gorgeous specimen? [sub]I wanted to be on someone’s list![/sub]

That’s all I can think of for now.

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Oooooops, forgot the :wink:

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taps foot How quickly I was forgotten, Crunchy… :wink:

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I don’t see my name anywhere in your Top 5… :stuck_out_tongue:

But yes, you belong on the list too, even if you are a Redskins fan.

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Hmph. See if you make MY top 5.

Who’re my top 5?

Hell, I still have to narrow it down to 50.