Sure Crunchy…
I give you a sig line and you don’t have a crush on me?
::pouts::
How can I have a cruch on someone who calls me an assclown?
Besides, I don’t see how you can pout about not being on my list, when I’m not on anyone’s list. 
Awwww…you know I loves ya, Crunchy! Even if yer a Rams fan. 
But I posted it with my fingers crossed:)
And even though Number One and Two are taken on my list…
WTF…Crunchy Frog is number Six.
Happy?
What am I, chopped liver?
I happen to think Manservant Hecubus is a hottie.
Ahh, once again a thread meant to make people feel good makes those left off the list feel left out. Get over it!
Falcon, TruePisces (sorry, lnm), porcupine, Tequila Mockingbird (sorry, TurboDog), katiekilldare (sorry hubby)**, Sue Duhnym, **and YouKnowWho, you are DEFINITELY listed on MY list!
How many times do I have to tell you, Merc?
As I have been spending loads of time in #straightdope, so I have got to know quite a few of the people there. On the female side I must sat reprise. She is awsome, even if she is a dingo wrangler.
For guys, Doobieous.
/me blows Doob a kiss.
Hard to narrow down…
Wyldelf; we’re still happily virtually married even though her new apartment has no internet access and she is forced to use dpr’s when she can.
and she’s halfway around the bloody world…
jarbabyj; I have met her several times in person and I gotta say Brian is one of the luckiest guys I know.
Gaudere…what can I say? drop dead gorgeous, funny, smarter than me (yes, I admit it!), and she likes good beer!
WickedBlu; well, there is only so much I can say about her…there might be minors reading 
Sapphire Bullet; where are you???
Forgot to mention…sorry but my lust for my Number One gets me all flustered sometimes (Like I told you, you do weird things to me baby and I’m not complaining 
)
Lampunha
Verrain
Esprix-that People Pages picture :). I know it’s hopeless but…
Matt_Mcl-for his political opinions. Yet another hopeless crush.
But Number One ::sigh:: Anytime you want to come over and watch Raw with me just let me know.
I so love it when people mention my name so I find these cool threads…
I’ll admit a secret crush on Mercutio after seeing his pictures from the last L.A. Dopefest. But don’t anyone tell matt or Doob!
Esprix
What’s wrong with all of you? Why isn’t anyone declaring crushes on Obsidian Flutterby? She’s smart, witty, kind, michevious enough to be fun, and just generally cool. And she loves dragons. What more could anyone want? (apart from her to not live half a world away…)
On the other hand, that means I get her all to myself.
hugs Miss Flutterby
- Cumber (proudly nuts about his virtual wife)
and I’ve met MikeG in person and he’s a funny, considerate, smart, cuddly, clever ‘connected’ wink wink, sweetheart. Ladies, run out to Chicago and snatch him up while you still can
jarbaby (blushing)
I admit my heart skips beats when I see this name:
Crunchy Frog
A guy that can make me laugh is always going to be adored from afar…aside from the fact he’s deliriously gorgeous.
I also have the hots for Osip, Simetra, and Ogre, but since I’ve met these people IRL, it’s quite understandable. Brilliance AND awe-inspiring good looks from these three gents just oooooooze from every pore.
I also have a teensy, fledgling crush on Cartooniverse because he has such a knack with posting things that I’m thinking. He seems to always beat me to the punch! (Ooooh whip me, beat me, call me Edna… )
The reason I’m not on your list is because the crush you have on me is less than secret, right? (Please, lie to me if necessary. I’ve had a rough day.)
Posters I would get with if they were my neighbor/not married/willing:
Manservant Hecubus
But he’s Evil! EEVIILLLL! Impolite and evil…dirty dirty white boy!
[sub]I’m sorry, I’ve just been waiting so long to express my love of his user name, hecubus is one of my favs from KITH[/sub]
jarbaby
Heh, I’m a little too young to flirt here, I think
So, no one.
He’s smart.
He’s damned funny.
He loves Iron Chef.
It’s gotta be Fenris.
Top 5 crushes in order of preferance:
JimB
JimB
JimB
JimB
JimB
Sense of humor, charm, and so darn sexy!!