Well, you’ve seen their pics. You’ve shorted out your keyboards with drool. (Oh, that was just me? Nevermind.)
SO! Tell us yer crushes, folks! No limit…and they do NOT have to be on the people pages. Here’s mine: (in NO particular order)
MaxTorque
Flypsyde
Vestal Blue
Omni
Coldy Clogs
Chef Troy
ChiefScott
Gatsby
Paddy no shirt
Kilgore Trout
Monster104
Obfusciatrist
pricciar
Tengu
seriousart (MmmmmmMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmm.)
sousling
weirddave
Mega The Roo [Homer Simpson on] MMmmmmMMMmmm… Meeeegaaaaa :::drool, gurgle::: [/Homer Simpson off]
Sue Duhnym
Shayna
Dragonlady
Drain Bead
Grace
…I know there’s more
I dunno why I post to these threads every time…my list doesn’t change…
In no particular order:
Falcon
Talera
neuro-trash grrl (OK, so I don’t have a chance…since when has that stopped a crush?)
Well, NothingMan is my backup should hubby kick the bucket (where’s YOUR picture?!?), but I’ll venture a go.
Since Reservoir Dog is otherwise engaged, I’m nominating jubei as my backup-backup. I have a wicked hangup on men with shit-eating grins.
However, Tymp appeals to the remnants of my wild side. Spolvy and Kilgore are seriously in the running too.
As a chick, I have to say that I would pay GOOD MONEY for that dress that swimming riddles is wearing. I’ve been looking for one similar to it for ages (though a little shorter). I have actually considered going to a dress-maker and having one made. Swiddles, you’re not only an aristocratic beauty, but you have great taste too!
If I were a guy, I’d have to pick Shayna and rosebud as the hotties of the board.
Wahoo! It’s nice to put faces with the names.
Oh hell we’ve already had like 4 of these things and no one ever mentions me 
So I think i am just going to go over in the corner again and play with leggos.
Btw
Shayna
Grace
Mega
ayesha
Although you didnt hear this from me shhhhhhhh
Ok, here’s the new updated list:
(I am sure I forgot some of the people who were on here before but I mean you all too!)
*****Omniscient
*****Milo
*****TalkinSquirrel
*****Coldfire
*****Kricket
*****Persephone
*****Mojo
*****Reservoir Dog
*****Spolvy (looks alot like my boss!)
*****Seriousart (Mmmm…haven’t had a reaction like that since Omni!)
*****Byz (okay, so I haven’t ever seen a picture of her–it doesn’t matter!)
I just want to add that I put TalkinSquirrel on my list before I even saw his post!
I thought that SPOOFE Bo Diddly guy was pretty hot stuff, myself…
And Falcon? Monster104 really ain’t all that much to look at… though I guess I get a bigger picture… 
(I’d post up who I REALLY think is hot, but I don’t have time at the moment to look through everyone. I WILL, I swear!)
Kilgore Trout - you cutie!
Mojo
Milo
Serious Art
Soulsling
and if I have to cross to the other side, I would have to say Shayna is damn cute. (and not just because she put the pages together)
CheifScott, ChefTroy, and Coldfire, but of course I have perma chrushes on them!
JimmyNipples & John Corrado and Kilgore Trout, iampunha - Grrowl!
I could put a smile on Lexicons face!
Max and Milo, Weirddave- hey babes, how *you *idoin’?
There are too many cute one to list… of course I thought you were all georgeous BEFORE I saw your pictures…
Narile WOW! - you are SO totally the type I go for IRL…
lick
Where are all those pictures everyone keeps talking about?
http://www.geocities.com/sdpeoplepages/
Put together by the wonderful Shayna .
aw shucks. some people actually think i’m cute or something. thanks realidad, though, hey, where’s your pic? and thanks falcon, thats awful sweet.
:::shuffles feet with eyes downcast and blushing:::
Persephone, (cristi, slayer of peeps), you slayed me.
My vote goes for Shayna and Sue D.
ok, finished looking it all over. i’ve said it before, i’ll say it again, Straight Dope chicks are all hot. but those who stole my breath away for but a second even, in the order that they appear:[ul]
Blue Twylight
Cristi (Persephone)
Diane
Kricket
Mega the Roo
Punkyova
Rosebud
Shayna
Sue Dunhym
Swimming Riddles (of course it’s publicly known now that i’m completely infatuated with swiddles)
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let it be known that i still think all Doper chicks are cute, and i wouldn’t say no to a single one of them if they’d asked me to dance. 
Well, I think that JimmyNipples is hunk-a-liscous. If he were the President of the United States, he’d be
Hunk-bra-ham Lincoln. Schwing!!!
I think he’s a biker…he must be a bad boy.
ohhhhh…and his hair-do…mmmmmm…yummy. Everyone should wear a helmet for several hours to achieve such a wonderful quaf.
Hmmmm…I wonder what he looks like naked?
I think that everyone (females) are all quite wonderful.
There are some really beautiful people out there.
No list for me…yer all bosco.
I have decided to list only those ladies who have made me act like the wolf in the Tex Avery cartoons. (think about the scene in The Mask, kids, you’ll know what I mean.)
So, with no further ado, here they is.
Annalamerino, Baglady, Blue Twilight, Brachyrhynchos (WOO WOO!), Canadian Sue, Chocolate, Cristi (Yi yi yi!), Diane (hubba!), Evilbeth, Evil Twin, Falcon, Fanny May, Frannie (marry me!), Girl By Sea, JavaMaven1, Kellibelli and Angkins, KimKatt, Kricket, MaryAnnQ, Mega The Roo, Monster (I will buy you lunch any time you like, I’m on Arapahoe), Okatym, Pepperlandgirl, Punkyova, Rosebud, Ruadh, Sangria, Shayna (I’ll let you know when I’m in town, Mmmkay?), Single Files (C’mere, I’ve got something for you), ¦:•) (aren’t you CUTE!), Sue Duhnym (Oh my god. I’ll never sleep again), Swimming Riddles (infatuation…woo hoooo), Three Bunny Mama, Troubleagain, VogueVixen (so statuesque!), Whoa Nellie (I couldn’t have said it better myself), Zyada.
After I have my plastic surgery completed, I will send each and every one of you a naughty love letter and nekkid picture. Thank you for ruining my life, sniff, It’s wonderful knowing what you can’t have, boo hoo hooo!
I love all the doper chicks, but it seems none love me.
::sulking off::
Is it the age thing? C’mon baby! Age has nothing to do with love!