A proposal! I’m flattered. Um, but… is it my imagination, or did he mention every woman on the website?
I’m new and only have two crushes.
shayna
ayesha
Oh, so many beautiful women…
But I have to say that by far the cutest is Sue Duhnym. Those eyes, that smile…
And look what she says:
Sigh
Almost made it as a back-up.
Wild side?! How could I possibly appeal to your wild side Sue D? I’m a freakin’ choirboy! Well, okay, maybe after six months at the Betty Ford I can be a choirboy for an hour, but I’m a really nice guy. I swear!
Having viewed every photo, I have developed even more of an appreciation for all Dopers. Although there is no particular order to the following list of my new found crushes, the first to be mentioned is, of course, Shayna, whose generous energy is the only reason that we have these pictures to view. She’s quick witted and clever. She’s kind hearted and caring. Now we find out she’s absolutely beautiful, too. How can you live with yourself when you’re that cool?
Sue Duhnym – Right back at ya, sexy! Eyes like yours should be outlawed for all the trouble I’m sure they’ve caused. I’m not usually so quickly intrigued and I’m now eager to know more about you.
Persephone – Hot damn! Now, that’s a smile! That infectious energy of yours has always seeped out through your posts. Now, it flows freely when I look at your image.
Mega The Roo – Well, I’ll be jiggered. Who knew that a face so close to my concept of perfect beauty could actually occur in nature? I’ll have to be careful with you around. I could easily become obsessed.
Swimming Riddles – Now I am completely awestruck. Your sensible and abundant brilliance and the playfully determined elegance of your attitude fascinate me. It makes perfect sense now, that your appearance matches and compliments all that I have come to respect. You are beautiful.
Though this post teems with flattery, the intention is sincere.
It does in 48 states! 
In alphabetical order, Dopers who Riddled my Swim:
[ul][li]Despite the fact that the picture looks to have been taken in the pre-Cold War era, ** Coldie ** is allowed to make fun of my name all he wants.[/li][li]I have a serious weakness for skater/punk boys. Therefore, ** Kilgore Trout ** goes on my list. And the Vonnegut reference doesn’t hurt, either.[/li][li]I also have a weakness for the art of relaxed scruffiness, which ** Milossarian** appears to have mastered.[/li][li]Besides the ultra-hip film reference, ** Reservoir Dog** has a very Joaquim Phoenix thing going on. And not in the creepy “I-wanna-boink-my-sister”-Gladiator way. No, seriously, I meant that as a compliment.[/li][li]SeriousArt’s picture actually illicted a spontanious “How YOU doin’?” from me. Thank God I don’t share my office with anyone.[/li][li]And last, but hardly the least, soulsling. Pass your Q of S my way anytime, baby. ;)[/ul][/li]
I know I left people out. And these are based only on the pictures.
And ** Sue Duhnym,** that’s actually a bad picture of the dress. It is by far one of the most fantastic things I own, a true vintage cocktail gown, circa early 50s. I’m 5’9", so finding vintage dresses is a problem for me, as people tended to be smaller back then. But damned if there wasn’t some Amazon with style, because I have her dress now. Unfotunately, immediately following that shoot, I snagged the collar on a nail and tore it, so I have to get that whole panel replaced. But I have contacts in the costume department, not a biggie. Thanks for the compliment!
Cutest picture goes to Monster and the Artist I Assume is Her Son. I have NEVER seen a mom/kid piccie where both look pleased to be in the picture, much less a piccie where both look good. Congrats!
I’m sorely offended Amy!
Bunch of freaks…all of you…I knew it the whole time…
There were so many men I didn’t have time to pick over who I might have a crush on. I did note that a lot of the men who jumped out at me had a screen name starting with S. Strange.
and sorry to all the men who have been deprived of my cutie pie face…I had scanned a pic to Techie in the past and now the actual pic is on its way to Chief Scott. 
Hey! I finally made one of these lists!
::weirddave dances like a drunken Blue Heron::
Falc, Kelli, what can I say? Thank you so much. I do think you should know that with modern psychiatric tehniques, strong Psychotropic drugs and 6-8 months of intense therapy, you can be cured! You might wanna check and see if your health insurance covers that.
Oh, and MrC, Next time why don’cha just list those you don’t like? It’ll be a shorter list.
[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by SwimmingRiddles *
**
Thank you so much for your kind words! And yes, he is my son, Blake. I, too, love your dress and am wondering what that is in the background of your picture.
I don’t want to name names, beacause I fear I’ll leave someone out and cause hurt feelings. However, I WILL say that I wish I were going to Vegas so I could hang out with such a cool and great looking bunch!!!
Oh, Mr. Cynical, I go to JD’s Bait Shop at Arapahoe and I-25 every couple of weeks. Be happy to meet you and the wifey there for a beer sometime!!
Who do I send my picture to so I can be a man that all the lady dopers swoon over?
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I’d just like to point out that my picture was taken two years ago. I’ve changed a lot since then. These days I look exactly like Kilgore Trout. Or Coldfire. Whichever.
On my list:
Punkyova
Persephone
Diane
Kimkat
Swiddles
Shayna
Mega the Roo
WhoaNellie
See how creative editing works?
Thanks Kellibelli…I think you’re drunk…but thanks
ARGH! Okay, so I forgot 2 people.
Lexicon
BurnMeUp (sorry, baby…you know I loves ya!)
Well, Blake is a little doll-face. Good name, too.
The picture is from a shoot we did for my improv group, The Soapflakes. The concept was a take off of The Commitments picture, where they are all in formal wear standing in front of a broken-down building in Dublin. We decided, instead of Urban Decay-Formal, as we are in Vermont, we would do Rural Decay-Formal. So the shoot was at a barn that was in various stages of falling down, that particular shot was in front of a bunch of split rails that someone probably meant to make a fence out of about 50 years ago. Hence the torn dress on a snagged nail. Now I know why people don’t climb around hay lofts looking for good light in evening gowns.
Let me be the first (I think) to mention that iampunha has the best naked male chest on the SDMB.
drool
I had my list done and all the comments done and then I couldn’t post the damned thing. GRRR! So here, without further adieu, is my list of more people I have crushes on. My previous list was about six people, and this list will not include those six who know who they are, I hope.
temporarily putting baglady up here until I can see her whole head unadulterated)
Kellibelli (damn pretty face)
brachyrhynchos (sexy in a mature, grown, teacher-ish way)
Diane looks a bit too evil to be a crush, though if I were into submission I’d definitely call on her.
EVILBETH
Evil Twin, though I can’t see much of her face
Frannie (good God, woman . . . )
Grace (who looks more like a Grace than a Brenda)
Kimkatt (damn, another married . . . )
Holding back judgment on kricket until I can see her face in the light . . .
Mega the Roo . . . from her website
MONSTER
Piano (who I think is female . . if not, sorry!) and of whom I’d like as well to see an unadulterated face pic
holding judgment on punkyova until, again, I can see a closer face pic
ROSEBUD (Good God . . . got any more pictures?)
Ruadh (the B&W WORKS) . . . reminds me of clare danes
SHAYNA (who reminds me of Jackie O with dyed hair) now . . . if one could onle see a picture of her not smiling so damned hard! and let your face show its natural self!
Sue Duhnym (who, if she isn’t married, ought to be. How do you let THAT beauty slip away?)
SWIMMING RIDDLES (Holy shit . . where do you live again? And how far separated from college?)
WhoaNellie (appropriate title)
Zyada (certified sexy hag, alright :))
I would just like to say, on behalf of the entire male population of this board, HELL’S YEAH!
It’s a good thing I’m narcisstic, and am completely in love with myself, or else I’d be hurt by my noticable absence on these lists.
Coldie and Cheffie
soulsing
Kilgore Trout
I can honestly say that none of the pictures of the ladies have disappointed me. My mental images of most of the ladies weren’t that far off. The major differences were related to hair colour. EG I thought Brachy would have black hair (the crow connection).
My crush list includes: Shayna
Brachy, Kellibelli, Angkins, Falcon, Canadian Sue, Vogue Vixen, PepperlandGirl (Although her friend would have to go ) and many more (I can’t think of them now…)
Keith
here I am posting all these people and I forgot to thank those who recommended me . . . stupid damned college student I am.
Anyway, thanks to:
drainbead
kellibelli
falcon
[me being way vain] for those of you who liked the picture of me, do remember I am young yet and will keep growing for a while yet. That picture of me flexed is how I look now, not flexed.
You, too, can have the body of a Greek god! Just get away from the computer every once in a while and get some exercise. It’s not hard to have a body that makes women drool and throw themselves on you (once they’ve cleaned up the drool).[/me being way vain]
::dodging full beer bottles and knives being thrown/propelled from rocket launchers::
(to Gilbert and Sullivan)
I’ve very often said it,
And it’s clearly to his credit;
I remain an Esprix man -
I remain an Espriiiiiiiix maaaaaaaaaaan!
(applause, roses)