I wouldn’t mind JUST a naked picture because, okay then he’s just vain. If he’s hot enough to justify a naked picture, that’s fine, too. But lose the horse legs!
That while he may not be worse than Hitler, he’s as bad as Saddam.
Also, I’m wondering what kind of MASSAGE I’m getting.
I’d know that he is a peaceful, yet also a virile and mysterious man…wild and untamed much like a wolf himself.
Why, a woman would be lucky to find a man like him! 
I’m fine with people who are into fantasy. However, a man who paints himself as a centaur and hangs it over his bed to stare at while he pleasures himself? I’d worry that he may have difficulty focussing on an actual partner than the wonder that is himself in centaur form.
I think you folks may be reading more sexual imagery in this than is present. Why assume that this is some sort of masturbatory aid? And, while there might be some sexual undertones in the very idea (there probably was back in Classical times), why assume that it’s overt?
When I saw this thread title I thought “what a creative, hysterical, *hypothetical *question” and it made me grin from ear to ear. To learn that the (alleged )owner is A-Rod is a priceless gift of laughter that I shall enjoy the rest of the day. Thank you, astro!
Anyway, to address the question, I have been in a similar situation. I briefly dated a guy who I knew was proud of his Greek heritage, but didn’t know how proud until I saw on the wall next to his bed a 16 x 20 of him in what I assume is authentic Greek attire (toga thingy, headband of leaves). Not some funny picture taken at a frat party, but a full on, posed for and purchased at Olan Mills, ethereal gazing, silver chalice holding portrait. Shit, I think it might have even been black and white so as to add to the, um, artiness. I was. . . speechless. I’d already realized that he was vain but I hadn’t been counting on bat shit insane. It certainly dampened the mood and I think that was the last time I saw him. But at least he wasn’t half horse, fercryinoutloud!
Whatever kind behooves you best.
Because it’s better to make that assumption and be proven wrong than it is to not make that assumption and be proven wrong.
Why?
Interesting Doper Name, by the way, considering the thread subject.
Well, you’re relieved in the first case, and likely grossed out in the second; but actually, I just thought it was a moderately funny thing to say.
Yeah – I’ve been trying to figure out a way to paint it forever…
Smartest people on the internet, indeed. Ha!
I always wondered who the idiots were who believed what they read in US Magazine and now I know.
I would hope it’s because he has a wacky sense of humor, and doesn’t take himself too seriously.
I’d probably be wrong, though.
I would think he’s been reading too much John Varley.
More likely too much Jack Chalker.
Time to pack up the internets and go home.
IMO, hanging a centaur over one’s bed pretty clearly seems to be saying, “ladies, I think I’m hung like a horse.”
that he’ll charge me a penny to fuck him?
You have to raise your hand if you want to go faster?
You’re all making this too complex. Clearly, he just wants to fuck horses.
Wow, not one but TWO portraits.
Well, perhaps he had some slightly demented, but hot, chick give them to him or paint them for him, and it added a bit of zing to their, er, rutting.
Any other reason would be an indication of monumental narcissism.
OK. Yeah, you sure, uh, got us there. Good job.