Oh, very nice! <small applause>
Same message as 100,000 liters of vinegar and water being dumped in a volcano:
DOUCHE!!!
Ahem. So sorry.
You buy the shiney-hoof stuff at feed supply stores or pet stores in rural areas. It works really great on fingernails
You know, it’s never really been an issue. There tends to be a bit of flabbergasted staring, followed by a cautious “is that…you?” but ladies don’t seem as weirded out by my centaur as they are by the avenging unicorn.
If it’s killing a mime, it’s alright with me.
If the painting was by Frank Frazetta, I’d compliment him on his unusual taste, then steal it first chance I got.
Honestly, I’d find that any kind of picture of oneself over one’s bed odd.
I take it you’ve never fully appreciated the erotic nature of the Giraffe
Never underestimate the sheer animal magnetism of the lame-o douchebag.
That would explain why he’s got a horse stuck to his ass.
I’d figure the guy was either self-absorbed or had a hilarious story. Most of the men I know would be the latter. In fact, I’d probably laugh, assuming there was a good story. If his reaction to that was “… what?” I’d know to make a polite retreat.
The message I would get - “I do not want you to ever enter this room again.”