Inspired by last night’s Simpsons, in which widower Ned Flanders finally gets some action–and with a hot movie star, no less:
As a heterosexual male with not nearly enough of a clue about what attracts women to men (and way too many of my brain cells devoted to The Simpsons or sex, not necessarily in that order), I was wondering how realistic this was. Is Ned the kind of guy a movie star would fall for?
An informal poll for the female Dopers: Would you go out with Ned Flanders? Would you do the nasty with him? Would you consider marrying him?
If not, which Simpsons character would you go out with? (Yeah, I know we’re talking about cartoon characters here, but come on, play along.)
“Stupid sexy Flanders.”