So after months of looking for work, you find yourself in a job interview with an exec who absolutely loves you and at a company you’ve always dreamed of working. They offer you the chance to set your own hours and a ton of benefits. Asked to suggest a salary, you give a figure twice what you made at your best job, but they shake their head sadly and say that, since you’ve asked for 50% less than that their minimum for the job, they must bump you up accordingly. Also, the quarterly office party includes all the hookers & blow you wish–none or tons, it’s up to you.
But the job requires you to relocate either to Springfield, state unknown; Quahog, RI, or Langley, Va. They need you to start in a hurry, so they’ve already lined up a house for you in each city and will pay for it. In Springfield you’ll be living next to Homer and his brood; In Quahog, Peter Griffin & Company; and in Langeley, the Smiths & their resident alien. You’ll have to stay in whichever house for 6 months?
Do you tell the employer to stuff themselves? Or do you take one of the jobs? Which one?