Ladies; secretly catch a guy masturbating....do you watch?

Depends on circumstance.

I do truly enjoy watching a man masturbate. Not necessarily the spew shot, but the act of a man stroking himself is a beautiful sight.

(Gets momentarily lost in memories…sigh)

On the OP- if it were a stranger, and I knew there wasn’t any chance of him knowing I was watching, yeah I would. If it were a partner of mine, yeah I would watch also.

BUT, if it were Scuzzy McScuzzy in front of the Hustler mags, nope. Ditto if it were part of an exhibitionist kick.

Ignore my comment to SHAKES here… mistakes happen when you’ve got two windows open (nerd=me).

On first reading, I thought this was a misspelling. However a quick review reveals that it is probably not, and I am very disappointed. :frowning:

If she can’t handle the sight of a man masturbating, she shouldn’t have sat next to me on the bus.

If I had been drinking something, it would have been spewed all over my screen after reading this.

If it was a partner I would watch. If it was a random person who wasn’t doing it for my attention (didn’t know I was watching) and I was certain I wouldn’t get busted, I’d definitely watch.

I can’t say I’d be the least bit interested in watching, really. Guys jerking off aren’t arousing, or even particularly interesting. It’s like watching someone eat or pee or brush their teeth–part of just about everybody’s life, and a fairly boring part at that.

If we’re talking random stranger whose house I happen to be passing, I’d keep walking. If it were our neighbors, I’d rush in to the house to scrub my eyes with bleach and steel wool. (Our neighbors are NOT the sort of people you want to ever see naked or think of as sexual beings, trust me.) If it were my husband, I’d wander off to see what was on television.

What about gay guys and gals? Is it a “men like to watch” thing or a “ick! penis” thing?

Yes, this can be quite dangerous. Someone could put an eye out!
And I don’t agree with your base assumption that all guys would watch gals “tickling the ivory”. I would be somewhat embarassed to catch a strange woman out doing this. Now if it was intended for my viewing pleasure it’s very erotic, but as an accident I’d feel a little sorry and embarassed and would just sneak quietly away. (There might be exceptional cases, but this is generally true for me)

Yer refering to the OP, right? Cause…you know…I didn’t go there. :frowning:

Yes, sorry for the lack of clarity. And there is a separate guy watching gal thread out there now, so I’ll desist from any further hijacks or hijinks here.

The only time this has happened to me was when I was walking through the city park on a Sunday morning and happened by a dero making love to a nearby wall. I just kept walking muttering “gross”. Definitely not an exciting moment in my day.
Now if it was the neighbour in the shower scenario, I would probably watch.

Officers alerted.