The scenario:
You come home unexpectedly and you catch your Significant Other sexually pleasuring herself/himself/whateverself in the bedroom/on the couch.
If you are NOT noticed, do you:
A. Watch until they finish
B. Leave/comeback & make some noise upon entering
C. Try to join in the fun (i.e. annouce your presence)
D. Other (can’t think of another, but I know someone will).
A. watch (and touch meself at the same time)
=)
-Frankie
I’m a wholesale dealin papa, but I retail on the side.-Brownie McGhee
Follow-up request:
Please state your gender with your reply. I’m wondering if there is a male-female correlation with the answers.
The time my wife caught me, she announced her presence and joined in (I don’t think she watched me very long at all.)
I’ve caught her twice since then, but I liked just watching her and never let on I was watching her.
Oh, I might watch, never announcing myself. I might join in. All depends on how horny I’m feeling that day! I’d never get all embarrassed and leave, and I don’t think he’d be embarrassed (for long) either - I’ve mentioned a few times that I’d like to watch him masturbate and he didn’t seem to be bothered by the idea, we just haven’t had a chance to explore that yet (relatively new romance).
Disputin
Flagrantly ignorant statements cheerfully
crammed right back down your neck.
Immediately strat writing everything down so I would have a fresh new story to publish in Penthouse Forum.
Voted Rookie of the Year in MPSIMs and the Pit, along with Best One-liners.
And I don’t plan on keeping this as my sig for long, just until the winning buzz wears off.
Prepare the video camera for yet another winning entry in “America’s Funniest home videos.”
Sidebar Rant:
That reminds me, Mullinator, that those SOB’s at Disney cut out one of the funniest lines in the movie “Splash” that aired a few weeks ago on the Disney Channel.
Although the left in the scene where Freddie (John Candy) pulls up with multiple copies of Penthouse (“They published my letter, “A Lesbian No More””) but they cut out the scene where Madison the mermaid goes to Bloomingdale’s to shop. The sales clerk says something to the effect “my daughter’s so lucky, she can wear anything. She’s anorexic.”
I guess Penthouse Forum is okay for Disney’s audience but eating disorders isn’t. Go figure.
D) I’d scream loudly and yell, “What the hell do you think you’re doing???” Ha-ha-ha-ha! NO, that was a JOKE. I think I would like to watch until he was finished, but we are pretty puritanical and I would probably quietly disappear. That’s what I’d want if the situation were reversed. This house has two bathrooms, so if anyone wants to “go read” for a while, hey, go for it! (Do I have to tell you my gender ???)
I’d have to watch for a little while and then join in!! After having a dry spell like mine I’m horny all the time so I’d love to have this actually happen to me. I think it would be quite a turn on to have a guy masturbate in front of me and then let me join in.
That John Denver’s full of shit man!
Damn! KC is a bit too far!
Cecil said it. I believe it. That settles it.
I only asked you guys to state a gender 'cause it is my theory that men are more voyeuristic than women.
It seems like most visual-sexual offerings (porn, strip clubs, Hooters restaurants, shower scenes in scary movies) are aimed at men. I’m not say women don’t like to watch, I’m just say that men REALLY like to watch.
I think we only need another 200 or so posts to get a valid sample.
I think if I found my boyfriend (currently hypothetical) gettin’ it on by himself, I’d watch for a little while and then join in. But that’s just me - always looking for a little more fun.
I only caught my husband masturbating once (actually my ex now), and I got extremely upset and started yelling at him. Mind you, I am not a prude at all. I think it had more to do with the fact that the whole day, I had been coming on to him and suggesting that we retire to the bedroom for a quick romp, but he kept on telling me that he wasn’t in the mood. I then went off to bed, telling him to feel free to join me. I laid in bed for about an hour, waiting for him, then I finally decided to go and retrieve him. I walked into the living room and there he was, masturbating away. I was so upset because he apparently preferred playing with himself that day rather than playing with me.
Nowadays, if I ever caught my current hubby masturbating, I would probably join him.
Shadowfox
“The dead have risen, and they’re voting Republican!” - Bart Simpson
I’d probably either join in, or watch until he was done and then announce my presence.
On a side note, my SO’s ex wife once caught him ahem, pleasuring himself. She was convinced it was a sign that he was somehow depraved and had “issues.” He had thought it had blown over, until several years later they went to marital therapy. They were discussing divorce, and the therapist asked them both to write up a list of what they think needed to happen in order for them to reconcile and stay married. She listed “he must get therapy for his sexual issues” as one of her items. More discussion revealed that the “sexual issues” were that he occasionally masturbated. Needless to say, they went ahead with the divorce.
Well, either I’d watch him with a smirk on my face, or I’d join him before it was too late… 
“I thought: opera, how hard can it be? Songs. Pretty girls dancing. Nice scenery. Lots of people handing over cash. Got to be better than the cut-throat world of yoghurt, I thought.” - Seldom Bucket
Sorry, someone has to get hit in the nuts for it to be shown on AFHV.
Well, Enright, perhaps Arnold is not particulary coordinated.
The overwhelming majority of people have more than the average (mean) number of legs. – E. Grebenik
I am male, I would watch for as long as I could take it and then join in.
My wife would likely join in.
Jeffery
Doctor Jackson, that’s a great idea for the video! Drop the camera, but make sure it’s still rolling. The ensuing groans and curses, plus entreaties to “point that camera away from me” are bound to create a scene of unmatched hilarity. $10,000 here I come!
C’mon, folks, let your SO have a little privacy. And don’t watch or listen. Watcha gonna do if a name that don’t belong to you gets shouted out? No, I don’t mean “Oh, God!!” Wouldn’t you want some time alone if you were performing and not watching?