Perhaps you’ve met my sister – those are 2 of her squick words, the other being. . .
Say any of these 3 words in her presence and she gets completely repulsed.
When I first read the OP and noticed the location, given that my sister also lives in the L.A. area, my first thought was that she could very well be the caller in question. I may have to ask her. Of course doing so would send her into convulsions. Hmmmm, perhaps I’ll give her a call. 
For some reason, “Cake” used as the name of a band faintly disturbs me. And I love cake.
Bulge? Loins?
“Moist…almost wet” 
Cake is a great band, try it, you’ll like it.
Moist is a semi-squicky word.
Wouldn’t use it.
i know a lot of girls who get cringy at moist (most of them use wet to describe sexual arousal). Panties on the other hand seems to be more in contention. It seems like every woman has a preferred term for undergarments and that pretty much every other word you can describe them with is “oogy”.
“Moist” doesn’t bother me, but I prefer “sultry”.
“It’s too goddamn sultry in here”
Throw Mama From the Train rocked
That’s just one of my favorite lines. Thanks to Petey for mentioning the movie upthread.
Nah. ‘Panties’ has kind of a six-year-old vibe to it but I don’t care what you call 'em.
‘Skivvies’ and ‘delicates’ are kind of fun, and ‘underwear’ is dull but really, they’re just items of clothing.
I’m wondering what the ‘slacks’-haters think of ‘trousers’.
Onomatopoeic. Just sayin’… 
I’ve heard “Quit your grinin’ and drop your linen” as an eloquent alternative.
As for myself, I can think of no situation where the terms “female”,“moist” and “panties” would apply was ever anything but a positive experiance. I love those terms myself.
I go with “underpants” and “unmentionables”.
Moist is a perfectly fine word. Doesn’t bother me at all.
C*unt, now *that *bothers me.
I am totally borrowing that line. Just to let you know.
Yes! I can’t wait to start! MOIST! Moist! MOIST!
Panties, I’m fine with. “Gaunch”, I hate. (Is that a Canadianism? Doesn’t squick me; it just annoys me.)
If it is, it must be a West Coast thing, because I’ve never heard it. What exactly does it refer to? Do I want to know?
‘Gaunch’? Never heard such a thing.
I’ve never had a problem with moist. My 30 year old daughter absolutely hates the word, even when it refers to food. Turkey can be tender and juicy, but if we say it’s moist, she practically has to stop eating. We’ve learned to refer to cake as “good” or “not dry.”
This thread is all kinda soggy
Me too. I think “panties” is cute and it always conjures up a positive and pleasant image for me.
You folks heard about the guy who walked up to a young lady he knew and said, “Hey, your panties are coming down.”
She looked down and said, “No they’re not!”
He replied, “No sense arguing, I’ve made up my mind.”
Excuse sexisst joke.
I’ve never met a woman who voiced any feelings one way or the other.