For example, I’m completely icked out by detached hairs. Even if they’re mine. It’s 40 times worse when they’re wet like in the bathtub drain or on the bathroom floor. It makes me gag. Which is odd, as I wanted to be a hairdresser when I was growing up.
Also, wet food. Ack!!! I can’t wash dishes unless I’m wearing rubber gloves and even then it heebs me out. There’s nothing more disgusting than used dishwater.
In other family weirdness, my younger brother can’t put a sock back on once he’s taken it off. Even if he’s only worn it for a couple of minutes.
This isn’t exactly the same, but I can’t stand to touch sand paper or hear it being used. Just the thought of it makes my hair stand on end. Also, I can’t stand emory boards for the same reason.
Fluffy toilet paper or paper towels make my teeth chatter. I like a fuzz-free paper.
I have a hard time handling raw meat. I’ve taken to wearing latex gloves when I make hamburgers. It is so much better!
Walking into those really, really fine spiderwebs that seem to appear a lot between plants, bushes or trees. God, I hate that. There probably isn’t even a spider present, but the feel of that web skeeves me out.
Anything gritty. I can’t stand chalk, clay, mud (only cause it dries), emery boards or anything else that feels gritty. I hate them but often touch them.
My one verbooten is feet. Don’t let your feet touch me (any part of me EVER) and I promise to never ever ever touch your feet.
Flies. I ordinarily don’t ick about bugs, but the family Muscidae would be the ugliest little fucks in Og’s creation even if they didn’t have to puke to eat.
Bananas. People, these are not fruit, these are cloying, fibrous vegetable pus.
I have a great dislike for rubber/latex products being around when I am eating. :shrug: Even ordinary things like balloons and rubber bands can squick me out at mealtime.
Bleaagh! I’m so with you on that one but have never heard it put so eloquently. My best friend used to eat frozen, chocolate-covered bananas. Some things even chocolate can’t make palatable.
I wonder if you have to do the whole ranch thing or if you can maybe do just a rooftop version. And do you have to saddle and break them or do they just roam free?