I think he’s lying about his college degree.
What’d he major in? If he was such a hot carpenter, he would have known how to get nails out of wood.
I can’t picture the concept seriously. It’d just be too weird. (My belief, IMHO, is that Jesus is probably laughing his celestial arse off right now reading this…)
I’d date Lucifer, though. I mean, ultimate evil and all, but he’s hot.
Well, I took his compatability quiz, and scored in the “Lowest 20% percentile”.
Not too upset, as I think he’s right up there with Fabio on the Icky Guys I would never want to be close to ever ever ever. Must be that sound Scots Irish radar.
Since when was Jesus of European-American ethnicity? Everyone knows Jesus is Hispanic.
Even if we were talking about the Biblical Jesus, who’d want to marry a guy who is supposed to die in a few more years. Better court, marry and pop out some babies fast! 
Oh brother, under About Jesus:
Translation: I am a lazy, uneducated pretentious poseur.
His compatability is confusing with the whole “when faced with infinite potential” and other trite, meaningless crap.
Jesus is just alright.
Zoroaster on the other hand…now there’s a hottie
**Ladies - Would you date Jesus? **
If he were Peter O’Toole in The Ruling Class, in a red-hot minute!
No, I was already married to someone who thought he was the goddamned Messiah.
Would you date a thirty-year-old virgin?
Is he willing to get a haircut and forgo the outdated footwear?
I’d watch that movie.
ME: Jesus, babe, can you take out the trash for me?
JESUS: Aw honey, I’m too tired, I preached up a storm today, I think Judas is
pissed at me, Satan started in with is temptation bullshit again, and I have
to work another wedding tomorrow. Christ, you turn water to wine for
one couple and now everyone wants it done.
ME: Fine! I’ll take the friggin’ garbage out myself! You’re such a goddamn
martyr!
Nope, it would never work.
Would I date Jesus?
God, no!
I remember hearing about this guy awhile back. He made it on “Fruitcake of the Month” on a website I check on a fairly regular basis. Check out the bathe with Jesus section. Here is some choice quotes:
*There are no strings attached except that a picture of us, suitable for family viewing, will be taken and placed on this web site as a lasting tribute to our determined efforts at cleanliness. * **YOU know this would come back and bite whomever did it in the butt big time.
Women from out of town will have to handle their own travel provisions, though a guest room is often available if needed Really? I wonder if it is his room.
Shower can be exchanged for bubble bath upon request. Good to know…geez.
He needs to get a life.
Well I read some of his FAQ and it almost make me want to go out with him.
On the other hand he doesn’t believe in agnostics and I’m am agnostic so I don’t think we’d hit it off
Plus the hair cut and the outfit are a deal breaker.
(And we’d only have 4 years together as he wouldn’t make it past 33. But I’d get all the free wine I wanted…in which case I might not make it much farther…)