I have just confirmed Miss FairyChatMoose, the epitome of a party animal, will be traveling from her recent trip to New York to join us here in Los Angeles at our soiree.
THE MOOSE IS LOOSE!
I have it on good authority that Miss Moose is going shopping for a new outfit just for us. Encinitas are you bringing the bunny ears? Pleaseeee…
Mark your calendars for March 8, 2003 starting at 3pm at the La Brea Tar Pits, followed by dinner at Marie Callendars… as it stands now
So far there is one RSVP… MissMoose!
Come on… ya know ya want it, ya know ya love it, give it to me (RSVPs - get ya dirty minds out of the gutter, unless ya come complete with power tools! LOL) at: dolphin3456@hotmail.com
Ah yes, as for Miss Moose’s outfit, I can’t decide whether to send her in thong-and-tube-top or jeans and halter or a demure sundress and bonnet. A little help here - what does one wear to a Tar Pit??
I think that I gave the bunny ears to Miss Moose when I saw her at Farrell’s. Perhaps she could wear it to LaDope! I’d hate to disappoint Celtic Cowboy.
Remember, for historical accuracy you’ll need to wear an Armani suit, Ray-Ban shades, and carry a cell phone in one hand and a briefcase containing copies of “Stuff,” “Astrology Today” and “Tiger Beat” (just because I’d love to mess with the heads of paleontologists, even thousands of years down the line) in the other.
Let’s see… March 8 is the weekend the week before finals, so I very much doubt I’ll be able to make it - though I’d like to come. Can I get penciled in as a potential RSVP?