Lady Gaga's dogwalker shot and dogs stolen

Obviously someone buying a more expensive dog is not going to buy it on the black market. Certification apparently increases the price by about 50%.

Apparently there have been several other robberies of French Bulldogs in LA.

I think you really misunderstood what I was saying here. I completely agree, and all of my pets are chipped, as have my past pets been. But that is a non sequitur as far as what you quoted, which was a response to Colibri saying the thieves would tell the buyers that the dogs were not chipped. I was saying that I could not picture a non-suspicious way of saying that, without saying, “so you might want to get them chipped.”

And I still can’t see how you’d get a chip out without cutting the skin of this not anesthetized valuable dog, that you are trying to sell without raising suspicions.

I never meant to hide behind the actions of other people as a cheap excuse justify my own poor decisions. There are too many jerks in America who do that already.

I hope she gets her dogs back.

I hope she gets her dogs back too. Far more importantly, I hope 1) the human recovers from his gunshot wound, and 2) the robbers / attempted murderers are caught and convicted.

But the idea that a posting here is giving ideas to the thieves that they would not otherwise have had doesn’t even pass the laugh test.

I don’t think so, I was agreeing with you. I was more “quoting” what the vet would then go on to say.

Like I said, it is not something that I have ever attempted, but it is a very small object right under the skin. I have removed metal splinters from my arm that would be about the same size and depth, and it doesn’t require much of an incision.

Also keep in mind, that with the dollars involved for stolen pets, it would not necessarily have to be an “amature” that does this.

I wonder if a $500k reward might actually be counterproductive. The thieves know that anyone they might try to sell them to has a massive incentive to turn them in. So they’d just try to dump the dogs. Which could mean they just release them somewhere, or given the deep shit they are in already could mean they kill them.

Well, you see, it’s a matter of priorities. She could probably hire another dog walker before the injured one showed up at the hospital in the ambulance. She can’t just go out and get some more dogs.

I wonder if the job of “Lady GaGa’s Dog Walker” comes with a health plan?

How do you legally give anyone $500K without the goverment wanting taxes?

Bitcoin

They asked about cryptocurrency transactions on my taxes this year.

Sure, but what does it matter? Gaga will pay whatever taxes are required.

There’s a certain logic to it. The thieves probably thought they’d snatch a couple dogs and make a few grand selling them on Craigslist. Easy peasy. But they shot a guy. So the smart thing to do would be to dispose of the evidence (the dogs) and either lay low or get out of Dodge.

So that’s what GaGa is facing. But wait, what if the owner offers $500K for there return? The thieves, not the brightest bulbs in the world, might keep the dogs alive and try to get some of that money. And if they do try, it might be possible to both capture them and get the dogs back alive.

So maybe this is a tactic to increase the odds of both capture and retrieval?

And there has been a curious silence from the media as to anything GaGa is doing for the dog walker. If it is nothing, that would be big news.

I mentioned that upthread. Once they shot the dogwalker, I think they pretty much lost any chance of selling them. Even without the reward, they risk an attempted murder rap if anyone recognizes the dogs - which of course they will from all the publicity. Now unfortunately the dogs are a huge liability for them. Best case scenario would be to release them somewhere, but I doubt they would risk that.

Someone has watched too much tv. Dognapping with attempted murder sounds like a very bad script. I hope two dead dogs aren’t found dumped someplace. I’m glad the dog walker will be ok.

I wonder if this was an inside job? Somebody knew who walked the dogs, the schedule, and when they’re most vulnerable.

I didn’t even know Gaga had French Bulldogs. Someone knew a lot about Gaga’s household.

  1. I hope she gets her dogs back.
  2. I hope the dog walker recovers. It seems unlikely he was in on it. Shooting makes very little sense. High penalty, little benefit, more pressure, scumbag move.
  3. I’m sure she wants her dogs back safely, and in theory would pay for that.
  4. In practice, everybody wants these guys caught. And everyone will be on the lookout for a celebrity dog under these circumstances.
  5. In Canada, I’m not sure you can offer a reward “with no questions asked” but it probably happens.
  6. You need a toe? I can get you a toe. No I can’t.
  7. Presumably there are some additional info held back - maybe chips, phone details, yada.

You can give all you want, just report it on a gift tax return.

Not surprisingly, crooks dont often report their ill gotten gains to the IRS. ie. Capone.

Screenplay coming soon

As I pointed out above, they picked a terrible spot for it if they knew the route and had cased it. They were actually picked up by two difference surveillance videos.

I wonder what would happen if Gaga approached her dogs while wearing her famous meat dress?

:astonished: Gaga becomes a large chew toy/:bone:

I hope the attempted murderers are caught. This is a terrible and brutal crime.

Skirt steak for dinner!