Short and Sweet, this is a flame aimed twards the horrendous lagg that I always experience on SDMB! …yea my con might have something to do with it, but most other boards dont lagg up this bad. Anyone want to throw a piece of charcoal onto the fire?
Just a tip for the newbies, servers jokes around here are done with hampsters, no other analogy will do. Carry on.
…ahh man I thought I moved up to semi-newb. 
You run into ancient Soviet fighters when you log into the SDMB?
Do you have any photos? Are you flying a Bf-109-D or Bf-109-E?
I thought a “lagg” was a deformed log. Or maybe it’s a knockoff of Log! From Blammo!
It rolls down stairs
Alone or in pairs
Goes over the neighbors dog.
It’s great for a snack
It fits on your back
It’s lagg, lagg lagg.
It’s laag! It’s lagg!
It’s big, It’s heavy, It’s wood.
It’s laag! It’s lagg!
It’s better than bad. It’s good.
SDMB is both the most problematic and most active MB that I post too. I suspect that these are related.