How do you get 10,000 frogs into a shoe box?
La Machine by Moulinex
How do you get them back out?
With a straw!
Did you hear about the woman who backed into a meat grinder?
Dis-assed-her!
A group of little boys goes up to the Smith house.
“Mrs. Smith, can Johnny come out and play baseball?”
“Why children, you know he has no arms or legs, why would you ask such a thing?”
“We want him to play third base.”
OH OH!!! Somebody post the “Purple Ping Pong Ball” joke!!!
Thats my absolute favorite… but its kinda long and I dont feel like typing… so someone else hasta do it.
Why are women Kosher?
Because they seperate the milk from their meat.
Thank you, I’ll be here until Rosh Hashana. Don’t forget to tip your waitresses.
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Happy 2K!
[sub] I suppose I should have got you something, but they were all out of your size [/sub]
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Why do ducks have flat feet?
To put out fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet?
To put out flaming ducks!
teehee. 
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*Originally posted by Chrome Spot *
**Did you hear about the woman who backed into a meat grinder?
Dis-assed-her! **[/QUOTE
That’s not what happened when my neighborhood butcher backed into his meat grinder.
He was ok, but he got a little behind in his orders.
Why did the honey dew marry the watermelon?
Because they cantalope.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Why the long face?”
What sound did the water truck make when it crashed into the vinegar truck? DOOOSSSHH!
<I thought the epileptic joke wasn’t that lame.>